Hitting the edge

Slang for sucking the sides of a dick.

Could you please continue hitting the edges?

by Mr DS May 27, 2023

Hitting the Hazards

Hitting the Hazards can be defined as one of two things. Number one, an individual hitting 2 blinkers back to back, or Number two, an individual hitting 2 blinkers simultaneously on multiple pens.

I tried Hitting the Hazards last night and I couldn't breathe for a little bit but I got *so stoned*.

by Barbalax August 24, 2023

Hittin lights

Taking the light that turns green as you approach an intersection.

Why’d you turn left? We need to go straight!
I’m just hittin lights cuh, quit being a square

by JasonW316 September 2, 2023

Hitting the Joshy P

When one decides to slap his girlfriend silly out of pure spite and anger, due to girlfriend not completing a task or completing a task incorrectly.

Jack was Hitting the Joshy P on his sister because she didn’t lube his butthole before she pegged him with the 12 inch strap on.

by Landonevans December 13, 2023

hitting lava

Having sex with someone and making them “erupt” (orgasm, cum, etc).

My girl was hitting lava with me last night! It was super hot and messy.

by Scanlan Short January 3, 2024

Hittin the Hay

Wants to be picked up from the airport by a limo and consume alcohol shortly after.

Yeah no I’m gonna be hittin the hay

by Evan924 November 21, 2023

hitting the g spot

When you hit the serif of a G on a Guinness pint on the first sip.

Stubbs is unparalleled at hitting the G spot

by Ricardo Lovehammer July 26, 2024