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perez hilton 

A creepy child molester that has somehow not gotten his platform taken away from him.
Did you see what Perez Hilton posted on his TikTok last night?
Yea sis that man is a real freak.

Crossbar Hilton 

"The cops busted me and I had to spend the night in the crossbar Hilton."
Crossbar Hilton by Stephanie B September 4, 2005

Paris Hilton teen 

I know it's old news, and those pics have been passed around the net for a while now, but... omg, I can't get over it. She was fuckin' ugly (see the 10th pic of Paris Hilton). But that doesn't mean she needed to do what she did. Then again, if I had that much dough, I would too. Anyway, here were her problems:
1) Wtf was with her hair? It's like she bleached it and decided not to for a year! Two-colored hair looks good sometimes, but not in that picture. She could have atleast dyed it back her natural color.
2) Why was she so white!? It's as if she were albino. She probably wishes she was so she'd be blonde and have blue eyes. IMO, she needed the tan.
3) Her nose, although it's still obnoxious. That seems to be unfixable, even with tha plastic surgery she got.
4) Wtf is she wearing? 'Nuff said...
5) I'm not gonna lie, and say "she looked better before". She really didn't. She was fugly! Pretty much from all of the above mentioned.
Also, just a side note, but you'll notice that her natural eyes are brown (EVERYTHING about her is fake). I read that she goes through a pair of her $170 dollar contacts a day and spends like $100,000 on them a year. Ouch!
You can call someone a "Paris Hilton teen" if they decide to get a tan, bleach their hair, wear blue contacts, and get cosmetic surgery.

Nicky Hilton 

the under dog of paris hilton
she designed handbags < that was a bust haha she got married for a whole 55 hours in vegas < does that say high class? didnt think so! -thats not hot-

Barron Hilton

Paris Hilton's handsome younger brother who aspires to become an actor at a different approach of which his sister took. He currently goes to a prep school in New York. Estranged from parents Kathy and Rick Hilton.
Barron Hilton is an inspiring teenager who studies in the performing arts aspiring to go to LA's UCLA.

paris hilton 

Paris Hilton. You've probably seen her god-knows-how-many-times on MTV; featured on The Fabulous Life Of. She lives a very money-fuelled life; her father owns the chain of very successful luxury hotels, Hilton. Paris is the oldest of his two daughters; her sister is Nicky, who prefers to stay out of the limelight. Paris, however, shops continually and excessively in designer shops in order to get big fashion companies to notice her and sign her on as a model (she confessed this subtly in an interview with Elle), which has worked pretty well as she models. She also has written a rather self-conceited biography, stars in a show called 'The Simple Life' where she enters a 'disastrous' world where she has to work for herself (shock-horror!) with her ex-best friend (nicole richie showed her infamous sex tape with Carter at her birthday party) Nicole Richie. She, in short, is very self-conceited, is the envy of many US teenagers, somewhat pretty, has too much money and is however a bit of a slut and a bitch. Her favourite phrase is also 'thats hot'.
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'Ohmigawd, that's hot!'
'Ohmigawd, I know who that is, it's Paris Hilton!'