The words gut and cunt put together. When a girl's gut merges with her pelvic region. Basically a fat ass bitch.
by Emily is a bitch April 10, 2015
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1.) Güntbait can be that which baits Günther. This is to say something that seduces him into peeking out from hiding (or from his general cave dwelling); OR something that tricks him into leaving himself vulnerable (ie: for a trap). Güntbait in this regard usually constitutes a pair of unshaven armpits, Shrek-themed chapstick, or a (mayo only) hoagie, to name a few. Anything that really moistens his brow and gets the flood gates running.
2.) Güntbait can also refer to a highly sexual/errotic process carried out during the blood moon. When spring has died and autumn has not yet been born -- Güntbait can refer to the act of creaming your womb-broom (from base to shaft of course -- we're not amateurs here at the urban dictionary) with Best Foods "Real" mayonnaise until there is a foot high layer with no flesh in sight. Then the Güntbaiter would put the obligatory bread halves under this hulking cream-stick, and masturbate it all off until the bread is mayo-filled. Cum is recommended; as it can fall on to the bread for garnish. The Güntbaiter then may eat the sandwich below to finish the deed and adjourn the ceremony.
*Sidenote: Güntbaiting can only occur if candles are lit, petals are scattered, and the baiter in question has a mustache as bristly as it is glorious.
1.) Güntbait can be that which baits Günther. This is to say something that seduces him into peeking out from hiding (or from his general cave dwelling); OR something that tricks him into leaving himself vulnerable (ie: for a trap). Güntbait in this regard usually constitutes a pair of unshaven armpits, Shrek-themed chapstick, or a (mayo only) hoagie, to name a few. Anything that really moistens his brow and gets the flood gates running.
2.) Güntbait can also refer to a highly sexual/errotic process carried out during the blood moon. When spring has died and autumn has not yet been born -- Güntbait can refer to the act of creaming your womb-broom (from base to shaft of course -- we're not amateurs here at the urban dictionary) with Best Foods "Real" mayonnaise until there is a foot high layer with no flesh in sight. Then the Güntbaiter would put the obligatory bread halves under this hulking cream-stick, and masturbate it all off until the bread is mayo-filled. Cum is recommended; as it can fall on to the bread for garnish. The Güntbaiter then may eat the sandwich below to finish the deed and adjourn the ceremony.
*Sidenote: Güntbaiting can only occur if candles are lit, petals are scattered, and the baiter in question has a mustache as bristly as it is glorious.
1.) "Amigo! That Nicolas Cage action figure is such Güntbait! I think I can see that puta peeking out from his lair right now!"
2.) "Guys, it's the blood moon and Brian has been in his room for hours! ...Do you think he's guntbaiting?"
"Are you kidding? Have you seen the guy's mustache? Hate to break it to ya but he's been Güntbaiting for months, cupcake!"
2.) "Guys, it's the blood moon and Brian has been in his room for hours! ...Do you think he's guntbaiting?"
"Are you kidding? Have you seen the guy's mustache? Hate to break it to ya but he's been Güntbaiting for months, cupcake!"
by GüntherGGSchneck March 21, 2017
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Gunt is used to describe a person that is more than a cunt. An absolute shitbag that is weighing down society and thinks they are the bees knees. They generally make comments just to piss everyone off and often sponge off everyone's wallets. This kind of person should be identified and kicked in the balls repeatedly.
Hey Trent why are you such a Gunt?
What you saying bro?
I'm saying that your a complete douche bag and your the reason society is completely fucked up.
What you saying bro?
I'm saying that your a complete douche bag and your the reason society is completely fucked up.
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