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Consulation Guest

A "Consulation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...

You will get the "Consulation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.

In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".
Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."

You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consulation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"
by MsRat3 December 1, 2013
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the 7th guest

A game commonly blamed for the popularization of using CD players for the data disks of games, as well as for making MIDI a popular medium for game music. The game has pre-rendered 3D graphics, allowing you to more or less move throughout the game with 3D camera shots that served no purpose except to show off. These files took up so much space that a second disk was needed to store the install files for the game, and making the best of the situation, the second disk is also a music CD, containing music by The Fat Man for the game. The game is also very good at crashing Windows; anyone attempting to suspend it (alt+tab and such) may find that their computer has simply locked up. (Use of the program DOSBox may be used to fix this problem.) It also uses live-action actors who play against a blue screen to give cut-scenes to further the plot. For its time, The 7th Guest required very expensive hardware to run, including a MIDI synth card, a VGA card and color monitor, a CD-ROM drive, and fast computer in general, reflected in Stauf's statement, "You are a glutton!" in the first puzzle. A modern computer will achieve 100% on all hardware tests, and will completely fail when it comes time to state a MIDI synth card: computers do not have hardware MIDI synths anymore; instead the operating system handles MIDI synth.

The game had a very dark and bloody plot, and as such was rated NC-17. The game itself is a puzzle game, consisting of over 20 puzzles that range from re-hashes of older puzzles, to mostly new and unique puzzles that have a tendency to confuse people forever and to no end. The puzzled are mostly well animated and difficult to solve. Fortunately, a hint book is provided, and if you can't solve a puzzle at all, the hint book will simply solve it for you. However, overuse of the hint book will result in the game locking certain rooms, preventing you from moving on.

The 7th Guest had a sequel, The 11th Hour.
"Oh The 7th Guest - I remember THAT game! It had GREAT graphics, and the puzzles anoyed me to no end!...what exactly was it about?"
by Dr. D'nar May 11, 2006
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guesstimate

The way stupid people say "estimate". They either think they're being cute or clever, or else that it's an actual word. Since it's not any of these, science has yet to offer an explanation for people who consider use of this word acceptable.
My college trig teacher asked us to "guesstimate" values. I wanted to punch her in the mouth.
by mamamooa October 25, 2005
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guesstimate

an aproximation; an annoying phrase likely originating from high school science teachers.
Don't know the answer? Make a guesstimate.
by vurp May 1, 2003
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ghess

Used in conversation to indicate the listener is retarded, usually spoken over another person.

Can be repeated several times in varying tones of voice for emphasis.
"John Madden is really obvious-"
"GHESS!!!"
by awood45 January 24, 2007
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GESS

An abbreviation for Giggled Ever So Softly or Giggling Ever So Softly
That pic of Hippolas Cage made me GESS
by SnifflingDarK October 4, 2012
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Guesh

Interjection - showing extreme approval over a female's appearance.

Verb - the act of male climax
Young, in-shape woman walks past two eager young men. First young man turns to the second and nodding towards the young lady says "Guesh!".

Or

Kyle: "How did she look today?"
Dan: "She was wearing that blue dress again - thought I was going to guesh!"
by haxemon May 26, 2009
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