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To get one's beak wet

To moisten one's 'beak', metaphorically or literally. Initially coined by one CaptSteelShank, briefly plagiarised by Professor Poulet, but then swiftly recovered by its original creator, the phrase 'Man's got to get his beak wet' was originally used to describe the process of landing at Construction Site ('struc city bitch) on Call of Duty's Blackout to quickly engage the enemy.

The phrase has since been adapted to mean 'to moisten one's genitals through acts linked (but not restricted to) coitus', primarily due to the abrupt departure of the Captain's partner from a 9 year relationship with little more explanation than 'I need time for myself.'
Man's got to get his beak wet!

Did you hear about Jim? It's been a while but man got his beak wet last weekend!

'Have you seen Tom?' 'No I think he's getting his beak wet in your bedroom'

What is it to get one's beak wet?
by Captain Steelshank March 22, 2019
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to get mugged off

Having someone masturbate you with one hand, then catching the jizz in a mug that they are holding with the other.
"I met an interesting girl/boy last night. Gave me a right good old mugging off."
or
"I was down at Whatever Bar this weekend. The number of people who were looking to get mugged off was surprisingly low" / "Really? There must be a mug shortage in town".
or

"Had a disappointing evening. Got mugged off with a flimsy plastic cup." / "Well, ceramics is a dying art."
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get down to brass tacks

"Its quarter after four? Almost time to get down to brass tacks"

"Hey, let's get down to brass tacks, pass me a bowl so I can pack one up"
by jdmoskow November 13, 2013
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get used to it

Well you'll have to get used to it
Just get used to it.
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get back to Rampart

let's get back to the topic I chose to pick to argue my point despite everything else happening that says I'm wrong.
Shirley didn't kill him, she just pushed him off the cliff!!!
Well, pushing somebody off a cliff normally kills people...
Hey, why are you changing the subject?
She killed him, but ok buddy, let's get back to Rampart.
by jpf137 April 28, 2023
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Get back to the fields nigga

This is an expression used by many to say get back to work to black people
by Scoobyscrounger November 3, 2023
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Get back to work

Me: You should get back to work you monkey
Monkey slave watermelon eater: Ooga booga banana (edging)
Get back to work is typically used when telling your slave to work at the cotton fields
by TheGreatBananaMan January 11, 2024
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