Gobbage

a grotesque amount of chin fat.

"That bitch is so fat she has gobbage, ewww"

by Rapetasm March 22, 2009

Global sex therapy

Common sex therapy is only for help with sexual problems but global ex therapy is for all kinds of help with mental problems such as anxiety,nervousness,loss of self esteem,and some times social phobia ect.
In places where prostitution is legal they can get a prostitute to help with sex if she goes through a small training course and health exam and they have people on staff that have been trained to give sex in this context.
The word global in global sex therapy means it is used for all types of mental health treatment and not just sexual.

Kathy works in global sex therapy.

by Deep blue 2012 January 9, 2010

Globalsexual

Do you wanna fuck a random guy but cant because you have a girlfriend? NOT TO WORRY! Become globalsexual! Fuck ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! Fuck this pillow, fuck this parrot, who cares? What, youre christian? YOU CAN FUCK JESUS TOO!:D

I like men women and dogs. I globalsexual

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

global warming

Shit that penguins don't need.

Global warming is so sad for its impact on the South Pole.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

global panini

Global panini is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the food dish "panini," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panera bread, and global pandemilovato

I'm sick and tired of this global panini, can't she just end already?

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

Goob

Translation of the English-language word 'good' into the ancient languages of Pipolish and Alzpalzistinian.

"Otters are so goob"
"No, they're the goobest"

by Pipolish October 18, 2021

Global Weatherfucking

Another, more appropriate, term for "Global Warming." Since Global Warming does not simply cause "warming" throughout and, in fact, causes chaotic weather patterns, "Global Weatherfucking" provides are more accurate description.

This weather is so screwed up it has to be due to Global Weatherfucking!

Person 1: "What's with the weather lately?"

Person 2: Oh it's just Global Weatherfucking."

by precision123 December 10, 2011