Faraday Future

Your typical vaporware company that made it past the incubation and venture capitalist stage.

In fact they are so rare that you can't even find them in LA, California cause they're that rare.

This car company is very similar to what happened with Fisker Cars and Nikola Inc.

Faraday Future: is defined as the company that wanted to become Tesla after they were inspired by Rivian and Lucid.

What a colossal fuckup.

by AlphaEpsilon September 8, 2023

Future fishing

When a narcissist paints a pleasing and vivid picture of a future together with their victim in order to gain access to what the narcissist wants in the short term (sex/resources) with zero intention of that alleged future becoming a reality

AJ Said he wants to buy a house and live in it with me and get married but he won’t even change his public relationship status from single and is making no effort to not live at home with his parents, I could smell the narcissism coming off him I can tell he’s full of shit, he’s just future fishing and love bombing me. Needless to say I will not be letting him hit lol

by Honestowl February 4, 2022

Trading Futures

(In a video game) Selling; choking, causing your team to lose so badly that you are not only selling, you are trading futures in the stock market.
Related to trading in the stock market. An extreme exaggeration compared to the word "selling".

"Bro you're so bad... You're not even selling, you're trading futures!"

by AKwastakenbruh February 27, 2025

Future jellybean

Jellybean, still fatherless but now agrees that the skeleton memes are apart of her.

"Hey, future Jellybean seems mid"
"I know but the skeleton memes are part of her now."

by pngtubers are cringe af June 19, 2022

Future

Future is the best rapper there is and will be EVER. He make the best music by far and is ahead of the game by 2 miles,

Future is the GOAT of rap in general.

by joshallenmvp December 30, 2023

future teller

A person who can tell the future

How did you know that would happen? Are you a future teller?

by thezackguy October 7, 2020

bacterial futurism

An ecosocialist theory of society and politics suggesting that both interpersonal interactions and large-scale human dynamics can be better understood through insights drawn from microorganisms. Since bacteria form the fundamental building blocks of life on Earth, these single-celled organisms hold immense potential—especially when considered collectively, in vast numbers.

Pessimistic about the future? Bacterial futurism has an answer! We can only get out of this situation by organizing en masse toward a decentralized, ecosocialist future.

by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025