When someone is being a lame or otherwise a bitch. A play on words of the classic French bread and the slur for homosexuals.
by HIKMNO January 11, 2019

by meh2354 October 2, 2010

Just like a Dutch Oven, however instead of simply farting under the sheets and covering up your lady's head to suffer, you shit or diarrhea in your drawers to make it unbearable under there. Be prepared to be single after this act, do laundry, and possibly buy a new mattress
"Last night, to break up with my lady in THE ultimate creative way, I French Crepe'd her. Not only did she vomit, but once I let her out from under the sheets she ran outside screaming bloody murder. It was epic."
by Tbagger#1 July 1, 2014

by Steak Eater October 22, 2004

by clairebear12 January 23, 2009

by Anushki July 18, 2022

a teacher that is so incredibly bad and yells at you for no reason, she takes joy in yelling at kids and always gives attitude
saif: yo did you see my new teacher
me: no whats she like?
saif: she’s such a french teacher dude, she yells at us 24/7
me: no whats she like?
saif: she’s such a french teacher dude, she yells at us 24/7
by valval5 May 1, 2021
