Floorface is a condition, usually brought on by a combination of hard alcohol and cigars ingested quickly on an empty stomach, that causes the sufferer's face to become seemingly one with the floor. This condition is not fatal but can cause rug burns and a related condition known as "sharpieface" (usually only occurs when in close proximity to assholes).
"Where is Kevin?"
"Saw him upstairs loving on the berber next to a half empty bottle of Woodford Reserve...serious case of floorface."
"Saw him upstairs loving on the berber next to a half empty bottle of Woodford Reserve...serious case of floorface."
by kcrck October 4, 2012
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It was 3:00AM in Chicago and I had just finished an amazing cherry slurpee from 7 Eleven. Chad was like "Lets have a floorsome and call it a night." I of course said yes! No one says no to a floorsome.
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"dammit, I dropped my pizza."
"let it go man, the dog is eating it. It's "floor d'oeuvres" now."
"What does Johnny have in his mouth?"
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"What does Johnny have in his mouth?"
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Person 1: omg I think I broke my ankle in gym today.
Person 2: stop being such a floor moth. Youre Fine.
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"They were shooting everywhere. But he just ran in as if he didn't care. I bet he will receive the medal of falor"
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