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Epic Yawn

(noun)

1: When you make somebody else yawn with the dreaded "yawns are contagious" and physical yawn combo.

2: When you have yawned so much already that every time you think of not yawning you yawn.

3: When you are not tired but the act of seeing somebody else yawn suddenly makes you feel sleepy.

4. Whilst attempting an Epic Yawn on somebody, everyone else around the aforementioned somebody subconsciously registers the yawn and yawns too.

5. When you read this, just seeing the word 'yawn' so many times makes you yawn.
Person 1: Hey Person 2! Did you know that yawns are contagious?! *yawns*

Person 2: DAMN YOU Person 1. *yawns*

Person 1: Haha. Epic yawn! *High fives*
by polkadotty January 7, 2010
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Epic Fail

When your city's Major League Baseball team sets the record for futility in all of professional sports.

See Pittsburgh Pirates 1993-2009.
When they made their final out of their 82nd loss of the season, for the seventeenth consecutive season, the Pittsburgh Pirates achieved Epic Fail status in the world of professional sports.
by Jumpondees September 8, 2009
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EPIC PHAIL

To fail so epicly you cannot just explain it using the word "Fail" But you have to say it "Phail" fail

Also an antonym to EPIC, can be used as derogatory or as a compliment in Halo live
EPIC
1. John is such an epic phail he doesn't even know what he's talking about.
2. That was such an epic phail with the scarab gun he killed my entire team!
by Haydon March 23, 2008
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Epic Fail

An extremely overused phrase said when someone makes a mistake
Hahahaha he didn't even come close to passing the easiest class in the school, what an epic fail
by Mountaindewizsik January 18, 2010
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epic fail

something annoying people on the internet say way too much when they try to be funny

there's usually nothing "epic" about it
annoying nerdyass kid: LOL he used his bulbasaur against a charmander EPIC FAIL

annoying nerdyass kid 2: OMG you didnt pass in your homework on time EPIC FAIL

annoying nerdyass kid tres: im just gonna say everything is an epic fail because i am that cool
by hating epic everything November 15, 2009
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epic phail

The most extreme failure there is. Commonly used on the internet if someone does something extremely idiotic.
Person 1: "I just died in real life dooooodzzzzzz!!!"
Person 2: "Epic phail."
by TonicX57 May 4, 2008
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Epic Fail

to fail in such a way people will ask you how the fuck did you do that or to be obliterated off of a game for doing something stupid that could have been avoided
1)to epic fail in total failing status and to be annihilated from the face of the earth for no apparent reason

2)to be like the titanic and sink your self on a ice berg you could have rammed in to and lived

3) throwing a diamond over the edge of a moving boat

4)ramming a car into the roof when all the spots are taken up by fellow cars
by dark lord wolf July 20, 2009
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