by kebabpenis69 October 20, 2019
Get the English 101 mug.The amorphous blob of mucus and saliva that is produced when you sniff a great glob of snot up into the back of your nose, down into your throat and spit it out. Named for its similarity in appearance to a smaller version of the bald, obese, middle-aged Englishmen that frequent the beaches of Benidorm.
Sometimes used tactically when a blocked nose sufferer doesn't have a tissue to hand
Sometimes used tactically when a blocked nose sufferer doesn't have a tissue to hand
I've been really bunged up recently. I had to have an English baby getting off the bus.
*Sniff* *Cough* *Spit* Sorry guys, I got my English baby on your carpet
*Sniff* *Cough* *Spit* Sorry guys, I got my English baby on your carpet
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by Bon_gwater December 5, 2021
Get the english Vermillion mug.An anal sex position in which the recieving partner defecates on the shaft of the delivering partner. The waste is then used as a form of lubricant untill a climax is reached.
Sarah: John and I performed an English Hot Pocket last night and it smelled like a rotting carcass when we were done.
by englishhotpocketmaster October 19, 2010
Get the English Hot Pocket mug.Its a sex act to where you blow in to a women's vagina (assuming they have big droopy vagina lips) real hard, with your face crammed as deep as you can get it, and the lips slap your cheeks or face silly.
droopy nasty vag lips on a women, open her up smash your face into her hole and make it as air tight as possible and blow. Watch the lips vibrate and flap in the wind. Other Words known as English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)
by Justus Alexander Freiherr September 9, 2011
Get the English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying) mug.The act During Sexual Oral contact with your signifigant other/ paid mistress while in the midst of your oral confrontation you repetitavely smack/clap your testicles of your womans chin. If done right. this could cause the female to feel extremely aroused in her genital area. If necessary, the english clapper can be performed on the womans neck, providing equal stimulation as the chin would.
Johnny: hey bro so you went out with Lucy last night?
Luke: yea man she totally sucked my dick!
Johnny: oh sick did you give her the old english clapper?
Luke: Damn right i did! after the neck i moved down to her chin, she totally loved it!!!!
Luke: yea man she totally sucked my dick!
Johnny: oh sick did you give her the old english clapper?
Luke: Damn right i did! after the neck i moved down to her chin, she totally loved it!!!!
by wgjwfolife May 8, 2010
Get the English Clapper mug."The Bulldog is a breed with characteristically wide shoulders and a matching head. There are generally thick folds of skin on a Bulldog's brow, followed by round, black, wide-set eyes, a short muzzle with characteristic folds called "rope" above the nose, with hanging skin under the neck, drooping lips, and pointed teeth. The coat is short, flat and sleek, with colors of red, fawn, white, brindle (mixed colors, often in waves or irregular stripes), and piebald.
In the US, the size of a typical mature male is about 55-60 pounds and that for mature females is about 45 pounds for a Standard English Bulldog. In the United Kingdom, the breed standard is 55 pounds for a male and 50 pounds for a female.
While some canine breeds have their tails cut or docked soon after birth, Bulldogs are one of very few breeds whose tail is naturally short and curled."
About half the bulldogs you will meet will be fine, but the other half are true terrors and should be put out of their misery. Over-bred and over-priced, they'll hardly be able to breath, can hardly play, have sensitive stomachs and skin, deformed teeth, a weird curled in tail, and a horrible habit of rubbing their netherlands all over your wall... much like a bear scratches his back. Combine that with horrible gas, and you wonder why God continues to let these things exist.
In the US, the size of a typical mature male is about 55-60 pounds and that for mature females is about 45 pounds for a Standard English Bulldog. In the United Kingdom, the breed standard is 55 pounds for a male and 50 pounds for a female.
While some canine breeds have their tails cut or docked soon after birth, Bulldogs are one of very few breeds whose tail is naturally short and curled."
About half the bulldogs you will meet will be fine, but the other half are true terrors and should be put out of their misery. Over-bred and over-priced, they'll hardly be able to breath, can hardly play, have sensitive stomachs and skin, deformed teeth, a weird curled in tail, and a horrible habit of rubbing their netherlands all over your wall... much like a bear scratches his back. Combine that with horrible gas, and you wonder why God continues to let these things exist.
1. The english bulldog is a great family dog for some.
2. A shit stained, breathing disabled monster whose overpriced food and expensive medical bills will soon put you in the poorhouse.
Guy 1: "Hey you want to go to Joe's house tonight to watch the game?"
Guy 2: "Hell no, his swamp creature ruins it for me."
2. A shit stained, breathing disabled monster whose overpriced food and expensive medical bills will soon put you in the poorhouse.
Guy 1: "Hey you want to go to Joe's house tonight to watch the game?"
Guy 2: "Hell no, his swamp creature ruins it for me."
by Corgwyn July 28, 2011
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