Slam A Dookie

1. To take a massive poop

2. Taking a poop in which most of the poop comes out at once, usually in one fantastic blast of awesomeness, usually making noise.

3. General term used for pooping

1. "Dude!!! Light a match after you slam a dookie!"

2. "Oh man, I feel awesome, I just went and slammed a dookie."

3. "Move out of the way I have to slam a dookie!"

by Zupwat February 18, 2009

Dook dook dook

The drinking equivalent of eating something (Om nom nom). Usually stated after consumption of beverage in a satisfactory manner, or used in a sentence describing great affection for a certain drink or liquid brand/preference.

"Man that orange soda sure hit the spot. Dook dook dook!"

by Bruk February 24, 2010

The Drooki

When one snot rockets into a girls vagina and eats them out vigorously while fingering them.

John: Yo brohomes what you up to?
Cary: Nothin broslice i'm mad tired i had a long night with my girlfried.
John: O harem sauce you dawg what happened?
Cary: Well i got her in the mood and it was getting intense when i realized i had to blow my nose. Shoved my face into her vagina and i snot rocketed everywhere and i gave her the drooki.

by THE DROOKI March 9, 2010

dookie

A log of feces with bits of food and other organic substances.

Wow that man must've had an awsome meal, thats one big dookie

by Tom Malone June 17, 2005

dookers

Swimming trunks of all types.

Gladys: "Shall we go for a bracing in swim in this beautiful crystal-blue lake? It would be splendidly invigorating."

Humphrey: "My apologies, for I have forgotten my dookers and regrettably am reluctant to expose my bollocks to all and sundry."

by mountainhippo March 27, 2013

Dookiephone

The opposite of a bananna phone.

FUCK BANANNA PHONE! I'M gonna USE THE DOOKIE!

by Squall April 28, 2005

Dookie the Cow

The European toy cow that is popular with young children, also very funny

Hey look, Dookie the cow dropped a large dookie!

by Will M. W. April 13, 2007