Disperfection

The perceived state of being faulty or incomplete.

The imperfect form of imperfection.

The self proclaimed shame we all carry.

"At times I crumble under the weight of my own disperfections".
"One mustn't Identify with their disperfections, they must first accept them in order to transcend them".

"When I was able to accept my disperfections, I felt a great release that allowed me to move on and grow".

by Doyle Wunder March 14, 2022

prez dispenser

a person who hands out sums of money to people.

Man, did you see joe he was everybody's prez dispenser.

by element95 February 22, 2009

biddi dispenser

A mystery place, door or staircase that hot biddi's seem to consistently walk out from. A sure bet when trauling for biddi's.

trevor: do you reckon the biddi dispenser will be firing tonight?

Ash Mcbanus: fuck yeah man! The biddi's will be flowing no doubt.

by USDMem1 October 12, 2010

Columbus Dispatch

Sex move

The Columbus Dispatch:

1) get head from chick

2) make her deep throat

3) while balls deep call out "O-H"

4) she gargles back "I-O"

Columbus dispatched that bitch

by Tomdash May 16, 2014

Pez Dispenser

This happens after a long night of drinking and on the car ride home your head is bobbing back and forth like a PEZ dispenser.

Stottsky was so fucked up when we hopped into the cab that he kept doing the pez dispenser.

by xXUncleJayXx August 11, 2010

disparity

Prolly means My dick your mouth.

Perry is a dirty jew and he has the face of disparity. he also loves cock in or around his mouth

by NIxCK January 17, 2008

Disphanitation

The act of making up random words without meaning to use in conversations or arguments.

Person 1: "I feel like making my own word"
Person 2: "Isn't that just a disphanitation?"

by Wh0C4res December 18, 2022