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Cunt Crud

When after intercourse, the Vaginal Juices dry and your shaft, pubic hair and scrutum are covered with a mucus-like substance which is quite sticky, until bone-dry, then appearing like dandruff.
I nailed this chick last night, but i got a wicked deposit of Cunt Crud.
by in4GBH May 25, 2009
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cunt crunchies

Vaginal secretions that dries up on pubic hair and get crunchy.
When my girlfriend came home and took her pants and panties off and laid on the bed. I later went up and saw dried up cunt crunchies on her pubic hairs.
by Komodo Dragon April 17, 2009
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cubite

A being that resides in a cubicle for more than forty (40) hours per week, often isolated from other persons with the exception of an occasional coffee or restroom break. Feeding, napping and general wasting of time are the common activities of the cubite. Skin is typically pale as they don't tend to see the light of day and for some reason they have the common behavior of putting mirrors about them, possibly to detect when another cubite has invaded their territory. Activity of the cubite depends on the day of the week, often with Monday being the day of the lowest activity and a gradual increase with a peak on Friday.
Michael won't leave his cubicle for lunch; he's such a cubite.
by mbslabod February 5, 2010
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cunt butter

what is produced when you are long dicking a vagina for more than 15 minutes
when we finished...I noticed I had cunt butter on my balls.
by flop dobbins May 5, 2014
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Cuntability

The ability to be a cunt with little to no effort.
Amy has great Cuntability!
by Mr Munt May 24, 2014
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Cunt Weed

A tuft a vagina hair. Left over after it is shaved.
I was using her bathroom and there was cunt weed on the floor.
by Puttayto March 4, 2015
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cunt terror squad

Absurdly admonishing vaginas on the reg. All about that OPP ya heard. Straight slapping cheeks from behind while resting a boom box over ur right shoulder, followed by dipping ur towel in Cognac and popping her ass with it as u finish and then telling her to get out so you can finish your puzzle.
Just went Cunt Terror Squad on that sweet sweet punany
by CTSA April 8, 2015
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