cryptext

Any text that is so vague as to require addtional text for clarification

cryptext : "kid sick pick up now"

(could mean 2 different things so a response for clarification is necessary)

"Ok..so u r picking up ? or I need 2"

by Pikamama April 14, 2010

cryptomaniac

A device invented in future(2070s) to control other human's thoughts .Its a secret project used in future by government officials to control thoughts of criminals and enemies.

My future self used cryptomaniac on myself to control my thoughts

by pavaano December 2, 2021

Crypto Addiction

A high-tech term for hardcore gamblers or speculators who have made trading in digital currencies their god—some common symptoms are Trump-like lying, getting into massive debt, and insomnia.

Luxury rehabs are doing brisk business treating crypto addiction patients, by changing them exorbitantly—common treatments involve yoga, acupuncture, massage, and medication.

by Fasters February 5, 2023

craptacular

An adjective describing something that is stunningly bad. The opposite of spectacular.

That was the most craptacular movie! It had no action, no plot, and no hot chicks!

by Billme February 9, 2009

Crapting

The art of doing a craft project poorly.

What are you doing?
Oh you know, a crapting project. I was going to knit a hat, but it ended up the size of a doll head and with three holes in the middle of it.

Where did you get your scarf? It looks like crap.
I made it, actually. I was bored so I decided to do a crapting project.

by shellpellwell September 23, 2012

CRIPtaining

A Crip That Is Maintaining

I Just Been CRIPtaining Making This Money.

by GhettoQueen September 24, 2016

The Crapture

The End of Times Crap-fest for Neo-Con wingnut Christianists, when their fear of an Obama presidency will propel them all heavenward on a "flaming column" of their own feces.

In the blog "Sadly, No!" Arky The Islahomobamaist proposed, "I’m really interested to see what they’ll do if Obama wins. The current level of hysteria suggests they’ll blast off to the moon on a flaming column of fear-propulsed diarrhea", which Jennifer then dubbed as "The Crapture".

by Dmajor October 18, 2008