Connecticut Car Accident

When you are fucking someone in a busy intersection with a loaded RPG and fire it just as she is about to cum

Did you see the Connecticut car accident last night? it killed 33 peoples and still isnt illegal.

by Opium Den February 26, 2009

Contact high

The sensation of intoxication one gets from being proximate to someone who is already intoxicated, most often someone who is high on hallucinogenic drugs. This is not necessarily from the second-hand smoke of marijuana, as is often suggested, but moreso it is the feeling of being disconcerted by an intoxicated person's actions, gestures, word usage, perspiration and pupil dilation.

"I saw Jamie at the bar last night, he'd just dropped like 4 hits of acid, he was jumbling his words and his pupils were huge, I got contact high just talking to him."

by darc84 September 8, 2012

connectile dysfunction

When you are unable to connect your laptop to internet service due to slow or bad hardware.

You are at the airport and your wireless card does not get a signal or your wifi antenna is out of range. You now have connectile dysfunction.

by carmelatrix February 7, 2007

Pig Fucking Contest

An extremely rough and competitive gang bang or gang rape. Can involve an overweight or unattractive woman but not technically required.
As a competition it is scored loosely by the other participants. Rating each other on technique, creativity, duration, amplitude, modulation, depravity and unnecessary roughness.

It was clear to the members of the Omega Sigma Tau outlaw Bike Gang and tea society that MaryLou had agreed to to be the playing field for a pig fucking contest when she chose to drink the beer with the roofy in it.

by Phineas T June 28, 2009

connectile dysfunction

(noun) The sudden loss or inability to maintain network connectivity.

"I can't connect to the website. I might be experiencing connectile dysfunction."

by fodeewater January 25, 2008

TTS Connectors

The patch of sensitive skin that connects the Thigh, Taint and Scrotum.

Everyone should be careful when trimming their TTS Connectors.

by Lou Dawg August 3, 2007

Supernatural Connection

A psychic link is a connection between two people that transcends physical limitations. It’s a mingling of personal energy that enables individuals to communicate feelings, desires, moods, life events, health, thoughts and needs without any verbal communication or physical proximity – defying both logic and reason.Psychic links among people often form when strong emotions are present. Emotions are powerful patterns of thought that direct personal energy objectively, forming attachments. These attachments can pave the way for psychic channels to open, enabling extra-sensory perception

Supernatural Connection What this means is that your feelings for someone can cause you to become extra-sensitive to that person on all levels, seen and unseen. The more invested you are in someone’s well-being, the more likely you are to form a psychic link with them – especially if you think or worry about them regularly. You can see this in the example I have with my mother. Even though I have 3 siblings, the link my mom has with me is stronger than with my siblings because I was often sick as a child, unlike them. This caused her awareness to train itself to continually check into my field and make sure I was okay, forming a strong link that remains.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 7, 2019