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Advice, sayings, or answers that sound similar to something Confusius would say. They often don't make sense and sound weird.
Tom: Why would you make me drive stickshift? I don't know how!
Erik: Tom, driving stickshift is good character, and helps build good moral fiber.
Tom: ok. I don't need your confusianism.
Erik: Tom, driving stickshift is good character, and helps build good moral fiber.
Tom: ok. I don't need your confusianism.
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Get the concussion cock mug.As you are urinating into a toilet while standing, you decide that you also have to defecate. You then switch to sitting position to void your bowels.
On a side note: It is considered good form to "cut off" your urine stream before switching to the sitting position unless you can execute a toilet straddling position. It is also not recommended to attempt a two-point conversion if your starting position is at a urinal, unless you have a stall waiting.
On a side note: It is considered good form to "cut off" your urine stream before switching to the sitting position unless you can execute a toilet straddling position. It is also not recommended to attempt a two-point conversion if your starting position is at a urinal, unless you have a stall waiting.
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