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i am confusion

meaning that you're confused like yeah confused on something
(your 'dearest' friend sends you a math problem)
you : i am confusion
by i read snacks October 31, 2020
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Contusion

When a guy breaks his leg in half, declares that he did indeed, break his leg in half. And then, slam his broken leg on the ground.
"OH SHIT MAN, I JUST BROKE MY LEG IN HALF!"

"Hmm. looks like you have a contusion."
by ILDISTURBED7 December 17, 2008
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confusianism

Advice, sayings, or answers that sound similar to something Confusius would say. They often don't make sense and sound weird.
Tom: Why would you make me drive stickshift? I don't know how!

Erik: Tom, driving stickshift is good character, and helps build good moral fiber.

Tom: ok. I don't need your confusianism.
by person not known July 3, 2008
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confusious

a. Not to be confused with Confuscius.
b. A horrendously confused individual.
Black Guy 1: I want to get hoops in my ears.
Black Guy 2: That's that white boy shit.
Black Guy 1: Nigga you confusious as hell.
by gnerd1 November 2, 2011
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Dashboard Confessional

LykE OmG 2 EMo 4 MeEEEEE

BetTER AdD TheM TO My PLAYlist

Emo BOIz ArE 2 CooL
I wAnT one!!!

teeHEe
I went to a DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL....and I moshed :D!!!!!
by natasha February 2, 2005
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concussion cock

when someone with foreskin fakes a concussion to get out of a football game.
by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007
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two point conversion

As you are urinating into a toilet while standing, you decide that you also have to defecate. You then switch to sitting position to void your bowels.

On a side note: It is considered good form to "cut off" your urine stream before switching to the sitting position unless you can execute a toilet straddling position. It is also not recommended to attempt a two-point conversion if your starting position is at a urinal, unless you have a stall waiting.
I usually don't poo at bars, but those chili cheese fries made me go for a two point conversion.
by dephex March 5, 2010
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