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communism and socialism

Two quite different processes with the core idea that the government should help organize society to make day to day life easier on common people and to create a more equal society. Socialism says capitalism is a necessary evil so any governmental influence must be built around somewhat free capitalism. Communism says that capitalism is an unnecessary evil that corrupts society, so it totally replaces capitalism with a working class utopia of sharing and caring that invariably turns into a totalitarian regime that terrorizes its citizens into working whenever things go wrong.

Currently, most of the really smart communists are staying quiet and moving to the field of robotics in the hope that once society is sufficiently automated they can implement universal basic income and declare pyrrhic victory.
Communism and socialism are never used in just one sentence - people always have to go on and on about them.
by heskey30 June 14, 2018
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Communism

an often misunderstood term, Communism is an economic theory proposed by Seth MacFarlane in his direct to VHS classic, A Million Days to Die in the West, an eternally popular anime. The theory involves watching every single episode of, The Cleveland Show until you die of brain cancer.
"Conservatism is the new counter-culture" - Gay Retard who hates Communism
by bruh professor January 19, 2019
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Academic Communism

When every student in a class earns the exact same grade (often a bad one). This usually occurs in general education classes. Like Communism, every student hates it; esp the dumb ones.
Me: What did you get on that algebra exam?
DD: What do you think? an F.
Me: LOL
DD: What did you get?
Me: an F
Paul: the whole class got Fs
Me: Typical Academic Communism.
DD: Fail.
by The Roach April 1, 2009
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Communism

no iphone & no macdondals
communism bad!
by NotGaelAlexanderHernandezPalme November 7, 2020
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Communism

Any person, idea, or thing that the American Republican Party disagrees with
Basic human rights for EVERYONE?! That's communism.
by demsocialism October 8, 2020
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Quantum COmmunication

Quantum Communication: A gigantic leap in one's communication from not only letting go but listening deeply and giving up your view in honor of their view completely
If the heads of state would practice quantum communication, there would be no more war or destruction among nations.
by shiftmaker October 4, 2009
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Automatic Secure Voice Communications Network

A worldwide HF secure voice network developed to fulfill DOD long-haul, secure voice (radiotelephone requirements.
I have no idea why i put this in here
by IrishRepublicanArmy January 24, 2004
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