common

when some one does something real messed up

that was real common about what you had said about torry's mother!

by ladiidee July 2, 2009

Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise

After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.

Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?

Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.

Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .

by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009

common dog fuck

The sort of common sense that a dog would have. Often used simply as it's abbreviation - CDF.

"How about a bit of common dog fuck dickhead, don't do that!"

by kprice October 27, 2005

Coconuts

Something that Blows your mind in a Dope way....Anything Completely off the Hook,Chain or Yezzelbar/Meat Rack - what have you....Something Straight bananas, Completely Bonkers....Soo Dope it'z ReTarDed....Crazy, Nuts, ILL, Slammin....Insane in the membrane....

Yo, Have you heard that new beat by Guru?
The Shit is Coconuts dog....Soo Dope it'z Disgustin'

Yo u seen Saw 15?
Yeah Homie, that shit was coconuts....

Yo How was the Club last night couzo?
YO shit was straight poppin off, fuckin coconuts out that mother fucker....

Yo I just laced my new whip with the boomin' system kid...The shit is Coconuts daddy...Hear me from like a Block away....

Yo fool u fuck with that nigga you got to be insane in the membrane mother fucker....Straight Coconuts par....

by J0J0292 April 20, 2010

commonwealth games

Similar to the Olympic games but only consisting of countries that are colonies of England.

A good excuse for Australia to win without competing against countries that also have swimming pools.

Look at these Commonwealth Games results from Melbourne 2006.

1. Australia - Gold: 84, Silver: 69, Bronze: 68, Total: 221
2. England - Gold: 36, Silver: 40, Bronze: 34, Total: 110
3. Canada - Gold: 26, Silver: 29, Bronze: 31, Total: 86

by Patrick Macpherson May 4, 2006

commoner

One of the common people, not a member of the high class ppl....noble peepz.

he called me a commoner cos i didnt have all the fancy stuff he had,,,,fancy watches....fancy cars.....fancy girls....fancy etc.

by Free! December 6, 2003

coconut juice

n. cum from either male or female that leaves a sweet after taste in the mouth of the recipient. Usually coconut juice is the swallowable cum with no gag effects.

How it went last night with that girl? She told me I tasted sweet, so I let her swallow the coconut juice.

by White-Boy13 January 14, 2009