Favre-o'clock-shadow

A condition of stubble stasis which leaves a man with a perpetual 1/4 inch growth of grey protobeard. Known to afflict aging quarterbacks and Just for Men models.

One morning, Matt woke up with a Favre-o'clock-shadow. He looked in the mirror and he knew he was old.

by Stuey B December 16, 2008

geordie alarm clock

A fart performed in bed by one's wife/female partner, so loud in volume and pungent in smell that it would rouse even a work-shy geordie from his foul sleep pit.

"Howay Pet! Mind tha Geordie alarm clock. Yor orse has splattered broon allaver me pidjammers!"

by Bob Sometimes March 18, 2005

clock spring

Big curly pubes

As I showered I noticed several clock springs attached to the soap.

by Dead April 22, 2003

6 O'Clock Hot

6 o'clock hot is where the temperature is so high, you can't do anything until 6:00pm in the evening - you just want to lay low and as close to air conditioning as possible!

Cedric The Entertainer often uses this expression to describe the Southern states of the USA.

Dave: "It's pretty warm, ain't it?"
Mike: "Sure is - it's 6 o'clock hot"

by Bucko_NZ February 24, 2008

3 o'clock Princess

A female who normally would never be considered a suitable partner due to her general appearance or demeanour, but at the end of a night of unsucessful lady-hunting, suddenly becomes more appealing as a last resort at 3am.

"Did you see the ugly girl Dave went home with on saturday night?"
"Urgh yes, total 3 o'clock Princess"

"Those girls are hot, lets go over and talk to them"
"No way, that girls hot, but her friend's a 3 o'clock Princess, it's too early in the night to take that grenade.

by GaGaOhLaLa March 26, 2010

bang o'clock

The expression used when it is time to get intimate with your partner

"What time is it?" "it's bang o'clock"

"Where's Anna and Gabby?" "Must be bang o'clock"

by Darth-Tittall September 10, 2011

come get your clock

expression made popular by Flavor Flav and the realtity dating show Flavor of Love Flavor is known for wearing a huge clock necklace and rewards the girls that he is keeping by presenting them with there own clock and saying "Come get your clock".

"Bootz you know what time it is, come get your clock"

by lilibuggs September 13, 2006