cripple hot

1.)Someone so hot they could cripple you.

When I saw her fine ass walk through that door my legs buckled and I was a cripple.

by mixi September 7, 2005

cripple

someone who doesn't workout, train or just doesn't want to be jacked but still picks a fight with people by using numbers and still thinks their tough

a skinny ass looking crew of 15 wiggers picks a fight with 2 6 foot 6 beast like giants and all 15 of them gets put in the hospital
then one of the giant dudes says haha i just wasted you cripples

by superiorbreed May 1, 2017

crippled biscuit

simply when one's biscuit becomes broken and crippled.

lee: OMG my biscuit is broken ;(
phoebe: it's not broken, it's crippled !
lee: oh darn it, i now own a crippled biscuit.
phoebe: LOL!

by leetard. July 30, 2009

chipped out

To enhance beyond stock or original performance levels via software or digital equipment means.

I chipped out my Rinnai tankless hot water heater to go from 120F to 185F.

I chipped out my F-250 Power Stroke to turn 550hp and 975ft lbs of torque.

by Zeke's Brewing October 10, 2013

chipped ham pussy

a broken ass crotch.

See also: stank danish nash

Chipped ham pussy, it's not just for breakfast anymore.

by Sully May 8, 2004

Chimples

Pimples on your chin.

'Chin Pimples'

Did you see all of her chimples!?

by Moose69 August 22, 2008

Chimple

A pimple on the chin that is difficult to pop.

God damnit, not another chimple.

by CramWow April 19, 2010