Cheetodick

Young adult above the age 18 living in their mothers basement doing nothing but eating cheetos and jacking off and playing call of duty , they are easily spotted by there orange dick and excellent online gaming skills and wicked kill death ratio

God dammit that fucking cheetodick killed me again !

by Brianjoseph3054 May 7, 2017

Cheetosis

On a diet of only Cheetos, achieving a state of Cheetosis. A layer of orange dust upon the entire body marks success.

I'm on the Cheeto diet hoping to maintain a state of Cheetosis.

by Ocher Sonja February 23, 2019

Cheeto dick

A behaviour altering syndrome developed by those riding theTrump train and as a result, exhibit symptoms of racism, sexism, and homophobia among other forms of xenophobia.

My friend Todd has developed a bad case of cheeto dick since he started watching Fox news.

by Doctor slaps May 1, 2020

Green Cheetos

a form of the word marijana

Lets go smoke some green cheetos

by Eazy-E P.T.C December 12, 2009

crusty cheeto

A dildo that's been used many times without being washed therefore becomes crusty.

Dude I found my moms dildo and man it's one serious crusty cheeto

by Penilechode July 25, 2017

Gay Cheeto

Garfield the cat

Alex's cat is such a Gay Cheeto

by dslkdsfkldk November 23, 2017

Wet Cheeto

when ur feening for Cheetos but the snack bar is closed and you find one that fell out of a wet trash bag on the stairwell at hma

Atkins: I’m hungry and the mess halls closed

Other: I saw a wet Cheeto on the stairwell.
Atkins: bet gotta blast.
Other: what the fuck?

by Kkk469 December 1, 2018