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canning

The process of tying two cans (typically empty coffee cans) on either ends of a 50 foot long string, Then positioning two people, hidden on either side of a deserted road, the waiting for a car to drive by. When the car is about to cross the string, raise it up so the car catches the string in its suspension/bumper, and drags the cans along the road, creating sparks and noise. Proceed to run and hope it wasn't a cop that you canned.
We went canning last night, and we totally nailed a cop; he slammed on his brakes, and we had to book it out of there!
by billag16 October 28, 2010
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canning

The timeless art of hurling a partially or fully loaded recycling or refuse container into an object of a mail-box nature at a high rate of speed.
Dude, we went canning the other night and took out a concrete mail-box.
by johnny got his gun July 15, 2008
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cannibal corpse

Dream Theater might be talented, but they're fucking horrible. Opeth kicks ass, yes. Cannibal Corpse is fucking awesome and their shit (to faggots like you) might seem rudimentary, but if you've ever gotten a copy of any of their tablature (especially in PowerTab form), you'd see their fucking complexity. And, I know that you'll say that regardless of their great musical ability, their music still "sucks," well, not true, dick-fucker.
Cannibal Corpse is so kickass. They're also pretty funny, because they take their shit so seriously. Their lyrics are hilarious.
by Gabe Nahmias April 3, 2004
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Cannibal corpse status

(Adjective)
Used in the same way as "Death metal" but being more descriptive to Violence, blood and gore since not ALL death metal is about blood and gore. This makes reference to the infamous "Gore metal" band, Cannibal Corpse, whose lyrics surround this theme of death, blood, guts, gore etc.

A phrase used in the heavy metal community to describe something that falls into the following categories:

-Violent
-Excessive blood and gore
-Guts
-Disembowelment
-Decapitation
-Other human or animal mutilation
-horrific and painful Death
"That final scene in Zombie Massacre was so Cannibal Corpse Status!"

A violent scene in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, "Thats straight up Cannibal Corpse Status!"
by Nick Galvatron April 22, 2008
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auto-cannibalism

Similar to cannibalism, the act of eating other people. Auto-cannibalism is the act of eating yourself.
john: "i have this problem, i cant stop eating my own fingers."

Bill: "well, that sounds to me that you suffer from auto-cannibalism."
by jumanicus August 22, 2010
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a candice

a prostitute type person who hangs out in toilets.
also known as a canz
oooh, she was doin a candice!
by Hunniminx July 30, 2008
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Cannibitosis

Cotton mouth. Dry mouth from smoking marijuana cigarettes, bongs, bowls, etc. Often accompanied with bad breath that wreaks of pot smoke (and maybe candy).

Milky-thick bong hits of purple dro make your mouth water when you inhale, but then dry your mouth out like you were chewing on a sweater when you blow out.

May also result from eating the stash to avoid getting busted by one time. Don't let cannibitosis get you arrested!
I broke up a nug of Gunk, packed it into the "Orange Crush," took a bong hit that made my mouth water like Juicy Juice but then I started suffering from the cannibitosis. I said "Yo! Can I get some drank?!"

Avoid awkward close contact cannibitosis-related incidents with nonsmokers (especially superiors) by chewing gum or washing your mouth out after you smoke from the peace pipe.
by Thugnificent466 March 8, 2010
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