Cares

the hottest sexeist girl ever who is alexs gf

cares and alex have gone out for 3 months shes hella hott

by Alehundro lindalyo December 28, 2004

fertile crescent

A vagina, usually a peach that is unfortunately baby prone.

Nine months ago I planted my schlong in Rachel's fertile crescent, and now with child support I'll be paying for it over the next 18 years.

by Goody1 December 12, 2007

Who fucking cares?

A retardedly overused forumpic.

by dj gs68 June 22, 2003

Cres

Someone who has no choice but to serve as a trashman for the rest of their lives. There is no known way of escaping this planned out future.

Dude you smell like a Cres

by A Trashman January 30, 2008

Cress

A word that can replace any other in a film title for the purpose of an hilarious game.

Friend 1: How about, 'The Ipcress File'?

Friend 2: Nah man, that's real; how about, 'A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Cress Warriors'?

by Cress Warrior August 22, 2011

Creshendo

when a man's penis is hard and he is ejackulating sperm

Holy Shit, look at that guys creshendo!

by Matt November 22, 2003

No one cares

You care enough to read it every day don’tcha bitch.

Hym “Yeah, no one cares but where are you right now shit-brain? Huh? Yeah. That’s what I thought. You cared enough to say something about it didn’t you? Uh huh. That’s you motherfucker. That’s what you care about.”

by Hym Iam October 14, 2022