none pizza with left beef

A special secret order from Domino's that is only plain pizza dough with beef on the left side.

Ayo call up Domino's and order none pizza with left beef.

by prolonged ramen November 23, 2016

Smoke my Beef

Another Variation of Smoke my meat

Telling another to put ones penis in mouth and smoke it like cigar or ciggarette

Something a hoodrat would say

Aye Jermaine get down on your knees and smoke my beef asshole

by AYoungadolecentafricanmale June 20, 2017

Bless the beef

Sorting out an argument with someone you're beefing.

Gerald Hey, man, let's just bless the beef.
Marnie Yeah, there's no point of arguing

by DarlingL May 3, 2018

beefcurtains

the prominent lips or labia minora of a woman's vulva especially the kind which protrude beyond the outer lips such as to form a set of fleshy window curtains around her vagina. Also called batwings after the style of old fashioned Western Saloon doors seen in cowboy movies.

The porn starlet spread her beefcurtains to take on the well-hung stud.

by ansoanon August 16, 2005

BEEF BARN

A woman who will take it in ANY ORPHUS!!! Any day, any time, anywhere.

Tim and his buddies were sitting around chatting, when I heard them say "Damn, Stacy is a total BEEF BARN!! I cant believe she fucked us all in the same day!!!!"

by osubeefbarn November 15, 2009

Beef jerking

To sprinkle beef ramen flavored packet on your penis and have your partner jerk you off until the semen mixes thoroughly with the powder so it becomes a fine mixture. Then you and your partner swallow it.

I was too poor for condoms so me and my partner were beef jerking instead.

by analdestroyer69 February 5, 2014

BEEF ONSLAUGHT

While engaging in sexual activity with a partner,
call numerous males over to include in the sexual act.
Causing an overwhelming amount of male genetalia in one
location. The copious amount of male genetalia compared to female genetalia would result in an "onslaught" type of situation.

"Last night Jonny surprised me by inviting his friends over. I was definately satisfied with the beef onslaught i recieved."

by Stephen Travers September 16, 2006