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clam baking

getting high in a inclosed room
me and derek just clam baked my shed
by derek May 13, 2005
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breaking luck

a whore's first trick of a working day.

Source is Iceberg Slim's Pimp: The Story of My Life
Bitch, you best be breaking luck by at least 9 fiddy, or I will beat yo ass.
by bobo32 April 28, 2010
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Beaning

When a clitoris, preferably as large as a banana is used in place of a penis or phallic object to pleasure a persons orifice - “to bean” or “beaning” is the act.
“Damn, Hayley gave me a sturdy beaning last night
by Satisfyer-Bro2 February 17, 2021
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fake breaking

Bullshitting someone. Not telling the truth, or trying to get someone to believe something bogus.
Don't be fake breaking me.
by laura1212 May 23, 2006
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beating out a log

We could hear the porn playing on his computer while he was in the bathroom beating out a log
by champ-erbator August 24, 2010
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Belking

-noun
1. the act of a person, animal, or thing that belks.
2. managing or executing: the belking of a task or mission.
3. an act of childish tomfoolery. Most commonly associated with pranks involving facebook, woodberry jokes, or some combination of the two.
4. the condition of having hair with a crisp golden-blonde sheen.

–adjective
5. succeeding, winning, or completing a task beautifully.
6. smiling and walking with a satisfied strut and smile. Usually after a prank or conversation with respected person (i.e. coach, teacher, store owner) over 40 years old.
1. It's weird, I've been belking so hard the past three days that I've been able to get my schoolwork done, have a blast, and look pretty while doing it.
2. Did you see how much Belk was belking last night? It was really fucking sweet, man.
by AlecDarby November 17, 2010
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Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?
"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."
by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012
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