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-noun
1. the act of a person, animal, or thing that belks.
2. managing or executing: the belking of a task or mission.
3. an act of childish tomfoolery. Most commonly associated with pranks involving facebook, woodberry jokes, or some combination of the two.
4. the condition of having hair with a crisp golden-blonde sheen.

–adjective
5. succeeding, winning, or completing a task beautifully.
6. smiling and walking with a satisfied strut and smile. Usually after a prank or conversation with respected person (i.e. coach, teacher, store owner) over 40 years old.
1. It's weird, I've been belking so hard the past three days that I've been able to get my schoolwork done, have a blast, and look pretty while doing it.
2. Did you see how much Belk was belking last night? It was really fucking sweet, man.
Belking by AlecDarby November 17, 2010
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Bulking Season 

The season in which someone eats lots of food in an attempt to gain weight and thereby increase their muscle mass
Umair: Yo boyz, its BULKING SEASON!!!!!!!

Everyone else: What???

Umair: BULLLLLKKIIIING SEAAAAAASON
Bulking Season by RavennPrince July 27, 2016
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eating more and training heavier in order to gain muscle; an excuse for overeating
1. He started bulking for the bodybuilding contest.

2. Joe: Dude, you've already eaten ribs, a Big Mac, a McChicken, Doritos, Cheetos and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, and drank 3 Coca-Colas, a Mountain Dew, and 2 cups of Gatorade, and you're still eating?

Jack: I'm bulking.

3. KSI: I'm not fat, I'm bulking!
Bulking by BerneseDog75 October 1, 2020
Someone’s excuse to not be called fat. The opposite of hulking. For example KSIOlajidebtHD

Fan: can I get a picture ksi

Ksi: sure (gets in position for pic)

Fan: your taking up the whole shot fat boy

Ksi: it’s not fat it’s bulk. I’m bulking
“I’m NoT fAt I’m BuLkInG!”

Pls upvote
Bulking by ThunderTits76 July 29, 2019

Taco Belling

Shitting so much diarrhoea that the toilet bowl is completely full of diarrhoea.
Person 1: Dude, I taco belled my toilet last night.
Person 2: Well fuck, I'll bring the cemtex
Person 1: Yeah, I hate Taco belling
Taco Belling by Fake Paul September 6, 2021

Liberty-Belling 

A man who's balls are hanging very low and banging into the sides of his thighs due to a combination of hot weather and roomy pants / boxers / shorts, making it difficult to move quickly and causing the balls to feel sore.
I need to get a jock strap if I want to shoot some hoops because right now I'm LIBERTY-BELLING and my junk is crazy sore.
Liberty-Belling by Mr. 900 April 12, 2013
Bulking is a process commonly used by an individual wishing to gain weight. Commonly used in bodybuilding (Off-Season) but will also be used by fitness enthusiast. Bulking attempts to build MUSCLE MASS

Simply it is an attempt to eat a healthy diet to gain weight, whilst minimising fat gains. The basic principle of bulking to to consume more calories than you expend. Typically a bulking diet will consist of around 6-8 meals per day, spread out every 2-3 hours. A cleverly structured diet will show the breakdown of carbs,protein and fats. Typical bulking calories usually range from aroun 3000 to 6000 and should be tailored to the needs of the individual and specific goals.

Many bodybuilders/individuals will bulk over the winter season and then cut (cutting diet) in the summer. Cutting to cut down on the fat gain by a bulking diet. In general (except n00b gains) it is exceptionally hard to gain weight and loose bodyfat at the same time (excluding the use of steroids+genetics) therefore you cannot bulk and cut at the same time! You can use variety such as cylical bulking e.g. Bulk for 4 weeks/Cut for 2 weeks repeat process..this is an attempt to minimise fat gains.
Foods/supplements commonly used in a bulking diet include: Protein powder,eggs,steak,wholegrain pasta,tuna,nuts
bulking by Big Al 2007 April 7, 2007