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Bird Beakin' 

Press bare butt cheecks up against window, make sure some unsuspecting person is on the other side and the deficate (poop) just enough to leave a mark on the window then inhale the shit back into your butthole "bird beak"
Do it on a windshield when someone in the driver seat. Bird Beakin'
Bird Beakin' by Arome69/Dj June 15, 2012

Bird Breaking 

The act of leaping at a flying bird and biting it's wings and feet off.
Me: "Hey Tom, do you want to do some bird breaking after school?"

Tom: "Yeah that sounds like an EpicFartMoment!"
Bird Breaking by WubNub February 3, 2023