jackass award

an award passed around a group of friends for the person who made a huge ass out of themselves.

"jill got the jackass award last night"

by jilldo December 27, 2003

Lifetime Achievement Award

A very strong mixed signal from an industry association, particularly in the performing arts, given to a long-established figure. It is simultaneously a heartfelt pat on the back for a splendid career, and a forceful hint that said career is now over as far as the industry is concerned. Something like receiving a really meaningful hug while behind guided very meaningfully toward the door.

Ah, she's up for a Lifetime Achievement Award for her music career. Do you think she's going to write her autobiography or go on reality TV?

by DancingKali April 9, 2011

Prometheus school of running away from things

To run away from a falling object in a straight line instead just easily avoiding it by getting out of it's path

He obviously went to the Prometheus school of running away from things u can tell when he was trying to run away from the semi

by Kjakksg November 28, 2019

awaken

To become aware of what is really true or real. Often referred to in connection to the Conscious Revolution.

Now is the time to awaken and remember who you really are.

wake up, Oneness, The Shift, Conscious Revolution, Awakening Revolution, Wayseer, Starseed, Indigo children, Davinci, Lightworker, Lightwarrior, sheeple.

by Working2OpenUrMind&Heart February 2, 2014

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

The catchphrase that the villians of the television show "Scooby Doo" would utter after being apprehended and unmasked.

"That's right, it was I who committed the quadruple homicide and armed robbery. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

by Jinkies September 11, 2006

Lay Away

To put a member of the opposite sex on reserve for a future sexual encounter; Emphasis on Lay.

"So you tappin' that?"
"Nah, she's only seventeen, I've got her on Lay Away"

by Marcus N. January 6, 2008

get your end away

Alluding to the moment of male ejaculation, "to get one's end away" is an expression that can be more generally used to describe any satisfying sexual experience.

It is usually used in a derogotary way, suggesting that the male being described is either a bit of a man whore or that the speaker does not approve of what the man is doing:

how to use "get your end away":

John: "Where's Bob tonight, is he coming for a drink?"
Tom: "Nah, he's getting his end away with that tart he met the other night"

by sniq_e November 14, 2007