assaholic

a person who becomes easily infatuated with assholes, or finds themself attracted to someone who treats him or her as worthless; perhaps related to insecurity

Maggie: Yeah. So her boyfriend totally blew her off the other day. She went all the way uptown for him and bought him an engraved pen and he just told her he had to go to a party and never showed up. She waited at his door for him until he came home, which was like four hours later, and when he got there he told her he was too tired and had to go to bed.
Dana: Shit! So is she coming with us to singles night?
Maggie: What? Oh no. She just got him a matching pair of engraved cufflinks... she digs that stuff. She's what you might call an 'assaholic.'

by allikat2005 July 20, 2008

assman

a pickle that talks dirty while mooning lettuce.

Did u see that assman tossing that salad?

by Frank the tank October 15, 2003

Asima

So so so annoying but yet soo soo so nice , bare cheeky but yet bare nice , cute but acts like a donkey, these types are girls are normally rlly skinny and complain that they eat loads and arent getting fat. Boycott these girls.

Rah thats asima , lets run away asap

by User56765 October 26, 2020

assman

Someone who periodically moons others

Jared has never gone a bus ride without mooning someone: what an assman.

by griff May 14, 2003

Assad

A loser who couldn't get any pussy in this life because the U.S. Marines were taking it all so he blew himself up in hopes of getting some in the afterlife.

Did you hear about that guy Assad? Apparently he's got 72 babes all sucking his spectral dick up in heaven

by YourGirlCallsMeDaddy July 13, 2017

ashmat

DUMBASS!! someone who thinks they are the shit but ain't

that ashmat it soooo gay!!

by Lailyyy<3 May 8, 2008

Assaholeic

One who cannot stop him/herself from being an asshole and indulging in general douchebaggery.

Hot Girl 1: Oliver was being a Jerkoffsky again today.
Why is he such a condescending prick?

Hot Girl 2: Dude, he's an assaholeic, he just can't help it. It's a disease.

Hot Girl 1: Damn, is there a cure?

Hot Girl 2: Poss death, but it's still uncertain.

by No, I'm the Original Sabs May 1, 2008