Drama Alert

LET'S GET ROIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT INTO THE NEEEEEEEEWWWWSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Drama Alert is a great YouTube channel.

by I eat poop 69 January 15, 2022

Boner Alert

When your friend get a boner but doesn't know

Jacob-You excited for the speech
Justin-Yeah but , I'm a little nervous

Jacob-Just imagine everyone naked
DING!*
Jacob-Oh shit! Boner Alert!

by Xx_billyxmayZ_xX April 20, 2016

amber alert

When you see that stripper from the club out in public..

Amber Alert! Three O'Clock from the Gold Club!

by Dog Boy February 16, 2008

Alburtis

Majorly shit ass town in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania. Draws old farts in with country night. A recent cop who moved in and made a curfew, absolutely not fun anymore. The people who live there are all jerks, mostly. And is second to the name 'atown"

all the people who live in Alburtis
most of them jerks, stoners, and people who will never amount to anything.

by Sydneyyyyy B September 1, 2009

Red Alert

When out at a club or party, it is the time you and your buddies designate to stop being picky and settle on anyone that will hook up with you. Red Alert usually goes into effect about an hour before closing. The results of Red Alert mode have left many with someone who is coyote ugly.

"Hey, dawg, I ain't had no pussy in awhile. It's past 1am; I'm goin' into Red Alert right now!"

by bohits February 2, 2004

aluet

A crazy person who you will know that her best friend is a girl named Danna. She gets annoyed very Easly.

aluet is very funny

by megakid May 19, 2022

Cow Alert

The situation of being in a farmland area and making sure you don't exit on the wrong ramp. A wrong exit could lead to confusing roads and many cows.

Cow alert! What's our exit again?

by silverseal September 18, 2011