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Absent

My father is absent from my life
by Light still December 26, 2023
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Absanoltly

Absolutely but NOT
You can absanoltly not have sex with me
by Kikrocks April 11, 2024
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abso-slut-ly

Judy: “The thing is, Alanis, it's Spring. That time of yea when I should be getting my Jude groove on. You know, lovin' and leavin', kissin' and quittin', first base and then get out of my face.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 21, 2024
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Abscondalize

(Ab●Scond●Alie●Z)

Whatever Shaggz needs it to be.

In example:
"Hey what are you doing?"
"Calm down I'm Abscondalizing, that's all."
Can not be used against Shaggz.
In example:
"Hey shaggz you can't abscondalize here!"
Shaggz in response could/would say:

"Hang on wait, that's not abscondalizing though!"

And magically it wouldn't be abscondalizing, also whatever he was accused of would have never happened.
I abscondalized my way here. Probably gonna be abscondalizing back shortly.
by Shaggy_Metallica[NoLastName] November 28, 2024
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Absentmeaniningly

Used to describe something that lacks purpose
absentmeaniningly
by luvstam November 29, 2024
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Absentee gear

Absentee gear is gear which looks good to a beginner who isn't familiar with a hobby yet, but is actually low quality.
The kind that a good role model (such as a present father figure) would prevent you from buying, as they'd tell you to do better.

Often, but not always, associated with "50 features in 1", gimmicks with little practical application, and cheaper materials.
Originates in the outdoor community, but is applicable for a broad range of hobbies.
Jeremy bought a survival axe from walmart with a built-in compass, survival whistle and magnifying glass. Unfortunately the handle was made from cheap plastic, so it broke within a week.

Had he had someone to show him what to look for instead, he'd not have fallen for such absentee gear.
by questionable_definitions February 22, 2026
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Absentir

Faltar a clase deliberadamente.
Absentimos a clase. Ayer absentí a clase. Absentiré siempre.
by veronicauzumaki February 25, 2026
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