Walk softly but carry a big stick

Theodore Roosevelt's way of saying do everything carefully,but always keep the strap

Michael might act timid,but he's not scared to pack heat (i.e.,walk softly but carry a big stick)

by Nowthatsepic May 19, 2020

Quickie-Softie

When you cum so fast your penis isn't even fully erect

Wow John, last night this porn was so hot, it ended up being a quickie-softie!

by Sum foo May 26, 2020

Aviva Sofia

An egirl whose 2019 meteoritic TikTok rise includes dances over lipsynched songs (notably "Valentino" by 24kgolden), leisure/working-thot uniforms known as “thotfits”, and horny boys shouting over the Internet.

My goal on Tiktok is to become an e-thot so I can use old men's Paypal donations just like Aviva Sofia

by Neuropsyguy June 17, 2020

lil software

lil software is the fucking best beat producer in world.

Fucking lil software is so good

by Ur anus yeet 123 July 1, 2020

Susquehanna Soft Serve

When you get a sudden, unexpected case of the shits.

I had some bad seafood and got a bad case of Susquehanna Soft serve. That toilet will never be the same.

by Snooplumptylump July 27, 2020

Talkin Soft

Talking Soft is a phrase that people from the South of England (SOUTHERNERS) think people from the North of England (NORTHERNERS) say.

It is used when someone says something the speaker of the phrase believes is daft/stupid.

'Sun in Yorkshire? You're talkin soft lad. You better get back't mine

by 2 ScaredAndConfused October 12, 2020

A Soft Kiss From A Marshmellow Fellow

When a white man beats a woman of or knocks her up and leaves.

See coal toll for opposite definition.

Hunter Biden, Bill Clinton, and Bernie and Levi Sanders are all excellent examples for being POS's that fall under a soft kiss from a marshmellow fellow.

by Alien top hat October 12, 2020