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Juanita's Law

Juanita's Law was first codified in mid-2022, somewhere in Texas.
A triceratops wall adornment was involved.
In a nutshell, Juanita's Law states that - even in the notoriously 'sniffy' world of interior design - one aphorism is indefatigable, across all borders:

Dinosaurs are the fucking tits.
Juanita's Law in action:

At first, Steph was worried as to how the triceratops sculpture might be received. Then she remembered the first law of Juanita and felt much becalmed.
by Wolfgibbon July 21, 2022
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Flaze's Law

A law that states that if it exists, someone will put a VHS filter over it and call it Analog Horror.
"Did you see that new Family Guy analog horror? Its kind of bad." "Sounds like Flaze's Law in action."
by 2smug4you June 4, 2025
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Morphy's Law

Refers to the often-experienced situation of frustration and lack of progress/advancement caused by the infamous "double-face" that so many lazy/selfish/insensitive people rapidly vacillate between, depending on current conditions --- one moment they may be robustly cheerful and agreeably open-minded, and then if someone mentions an unwelcome subject or task, they suddenly "morph" into an irritable depressed "limp rag" who does not wish to bestir himself or cooperate/assist in any way.
Morphy's Law: The level of energy/patience/good humor that someone possesses is in direct inverse proportion to the desirability of the topic under discussion, the amount of strenuous labor involved in a proposed task, etc.
by QuacksO January 4, 2017
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santa laws

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023
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car-ogance law

Car-ogance law states that whenever cyclists raise valid questions about their safety or discomforts that within three responses car owners will try to bend the topic/discussion about the own responsibility and unsafe behavior of that cyclist.

Example 1:
"Yesterday I got hospitalized because I got doored by a car-owner that opened his door"
"Those damn cyclists should wear a helmet. It is your own fault!"
"You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"

Example 2:
"I don't feel safe on the roads of Amsterdam sharing the road with SUV's."
"Cyclists always run a red light. You should follow the rules."
"You are showing car-ogance and should be aware that other people are also in traffic without a car."
"Car-ogance law strikes! You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"
by Maikelonline September 19, 2021
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california law

by Bawls Mcbop October 16, 2018
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Brian’s Law

Murphy’s Law, but with Brian. Literally the same shit.
“Wow, bad luck follows that guy around everywhere

“Yeah, Brian’s Law”
by brianl May 3, 2024
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