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Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd

The act of consuming a large helping of eggs, any style, when under the influence of marijuana, right before bed. After waking up, get high again, and make more eggs, but in a different style. In order to do a "Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd" properly, you need quite a lot of eggs and recipes because you are most likely going to want to experiment beyond sprinkling cheese and diced ham over an omelet.
Man, I "Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd" last night, and this morning. Eggs have never been better.
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1) Fnar, abbreviation for "For No Apparent Reason"

2) A character in the comic "Jack" (by David Hopkins) at www.pholph.com
1) Then he dropped over dead fnar.

2) Fnar is innocent and unaffected by Hell.
F.N.A.R by Horza August 4, 2005

M.O.P.A.N or Middle of Poor Ass Nowhere 

Where sitting in a town in M.O.P.A.N
Hey how are you?

I'm F.I.N.E *sarcastic*
F.I.N.E by Tastycakes36 November 9, 2009
This is the proper spelling of the word "didn't" (a contraction of the phrase "did not"). Everybody whose anybody pronounces "didn't" like "di'n't".
Guy 1: yo man I just poped a cap in yo mom's ass
Guy 2: OH NO YOU DI'N'T
di'n't by dan303 April 24, 2005

Stockholm Slip-n-slide 

A deviant sexual act. After sex, the man ejaculates on the woman's stomach, then urinates on her. After this, the man dives headfirst across the woman onto the newly slippery bed. Goggles are recommended for the unexperienced.
"Did you hear Adrian gave another girl a Stockholm Slip-n-Slide?"

"Yeah man, he told me she broke a rib and the entire bed had to be set on fire. What a champ."