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patrick shwavy

1. When you get so fucked up you wish you were never born
Yo I was all Patrick shwavy last night and asked if the kid with cerebral palsy when he would be out of his wheel chair thinking he was the kid that got into the car accident but that kid died.
by Patrick shwavy December 16, 2019
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Parft

The absence of semen only sperm from the penis when it ejaculates and or cums. When the male prostate (walnut) has been removed and your penis can only sneeze when it cums. The absence of spooge, jiz, and or jelly and only the spraying of sperm is to Parft.
After surgery he was asked to parft. / She had parfty breathe after sucking off Miles. / There was nothing but parft dots found on the body when investigated. / She had me parfing often. / He is a known self parter. / He was parfted upon when he was a younger man. / He shamelessly parfts in the hot pool. / I had an aparftimy.
by Sycoswitch February 16, 2020
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Pandemic Pimp

An opportunistic seller of sexual contact during lonely COVID nights, profiting off the isolation many are experiencing so intensely.
After being laid off, I got myself quickly up and running in a brand new business as a Pandemic Pimp!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 8, 2020
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Pa-Victim

A bitch who starts a rumor or a fake issue about that person, and when they are exposed of what they did they start to cry like an ugly whore and will play the VICTIM by fake crying even though he or she started the issue.
Bianca is Pa-Victim, she started to spread fake rumors about other people.
by User 160057 June 15, 2020
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pandemicide

Pandemicide Is the action, inaction or incompetence that anyone or body takes that magnifies or aggravates the impacts of a pandemic or hinders its control method, leading to unnecessary widespread suffering and death
Donald Trumps inaction and willful blindness regarding the Covid19 pandemic has resulted in widespread suffering and death from the virus. Therefore, he is guilty of Pandemicide.
by intothefray March 4, 2021
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Patchrical

When one has become unstable to the extent that they are numb to it.
She had been subject to ridicule all around her, waiting for a moment of peace for so long, that she had become patchrical. No longer living, simply existing. She was numb. All the voices surrounding her flowed past: meaningless words she'd chosen to stop hearing in a feeble attempt to achieve some sense of tranqullity.
by Aaaaah_62 May 22, 2021
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paddlepuss

Originally a surfer term. A person who plays in the white water and is afraid to stray from the beach. Can more largely be referred to someone who is afraid to take a risk.
I dare you to eat that centipede, don't be a paddlepuss!
by SallyTheSillySalmon September 19, 2021
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