mastenú

Lady pimp

My mastenú Isabel keeps asking for the money from Adrian that I got last night for the sex he paid for.

by Powerful Platypus-Katanaynay March 7, 2014

mastardate

A retarded person masturbating; tard-jack

My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger

by E-Z Steve January 29, 2015

Mastemplate

Thr act in which a person doesn't know if they really like someone, so they masturbate while thinking about them or looking at a picture of them to see if they really like them.

Bro #1: Yo, dude, what are your thoughts on Maya, the new girl?
Bro #2: I don't know bro, I'll mastemplate about it tonight.

by HighschoolSophomore September 18, 2015

mastenbroek

A Dutch synonym for a huge pole in your pants.

Damn, that son of a gun has a mastenbroek

by A-diddle-roo-doo December 30, 2016

Mastarbating

Pleasuring yourself to the night sky

starwanking

"I was mastarbating to Orion's Belt last night and reached my highest climax.

by meetmasheen May 23, 2017

mantering

The innate impulse for a man to come up with a scientific sounding explanation... whether fact or bullshit, for whatever he is accused of doing at the time.

Mantering ie : 1." no baby, if I fuck you in the ass due to the methane reports, that would bring a whole reduction in methane gas around the world ie; 2 ." Yeah Baby... she is my ex ... but, I had to fuck her at least two to three more times, just to make sure I was in love with you! "

by GGgGGgrgr May 26, 2017

mascerrible

Mascara that looks terrible, usually because it got wet.

That bitch gets mascerrible when she cries.

by Lingering June 12, 2017