dust farts

when u keep a fart stored up in ur intestines for too long a strange dust like substance shoots out with a popping noise and you can not control them they just...POP!

"eerr...ow iv had to fart for 93 days..." says the dust fart victim." PPPOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!!!! "hah...uh scuuuuuze me i just had a dust fart!"

by THE dust fart victim of sbd (san bernadino) September 12, 2003

Fart Knocker

1.a random diss that sounds funny
2. a person who knocks on their butt before farting causing you to fart faster

You are a fart knocker
Fart knockers are healthy

by Urban boiyii March 6, 2005

old fart

Mattdude's father.

The old fart finally croaked and the whole family rejoiced.

by ice December 21, 2003

Fart liquid

The white residue that is left sticking to your asshole after a nice, big, stinky, wet fart.

Suck my fart liquid, bitch!
Oh, shit, that sounded like fart liquid.

by King Nothing May 3, 2004

fart blossom

When a fart smells so bad you gag, even if it's your own.

"Oh Dan, you reak! What have you been eating??"

by Melissa January 20, 2004

popcorn fart

wen you have to fart for a very long period of time and it builds up in the buttox and you let go a egg smell and it feels like the popcorn exploded...and it burns like hell

it was hotter than a popcorn fart last night

by bob hastle February 14, 2004

fart blossom

A fart that blossoms out of ones butt like a flower.

Oh no! This one's gonna be a fart blossom!

by Marisela July 25, 2004