Getting The Milk

When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.

“Yeah, my dad is getting the milk.”

“Well, you know what happens to fatherless social rejects!”

by broiledeggs July 22, 2021

Milk

To suck on nipples.

(Verb)

He milks his girlfriend's nipples thoroughly, yet gently, whenever she pulls up her top, and begs for him to do so.

by Modern Webster February 8, 2021

silk milk

dilt

do it do it do it do it do it like this silk milk

by niofweriqpahefo[pbqpibfbufwepa January 27, 2023

Milk Gasser

When one farts in ones cup of milk. Or perhaps sharts in the cup as well. Then makes that person drink it.

Man i just gave that dude a milk Gasser!!!

by 69er master September 4, 2009

milking the squid

Masturbating after drinking several black martinis....

My ho screamed and ran from the room when I squirted black while milking the squid.

by Fuddartha November 25, 2017

milk

DRINK MILK

person 1 i love milk

person 2 why

person 1 its good for your bones

by meepmerf January 28, 2022

The milk is in the cow

everything is where is it supposed to be, the task has been completed

The milk is in the cow and coming your way.

by Shawn Gold June 17, 2022