pontune boat

A twin-hulled watercraft dat plays music.

After da radio-and-Victrola-blasting Hullabaloos irresponsibly wrecked da Margoletta motor cruiser, I wonder if they switched to a pontune boat for more "stable" water-based regaling of da shoreline residents with their awful jazz and dance numbers?

by QuacksO October 22, 2025

bulletin board

The place where SMS shorthands like YAML (Yeah, I Am Making Love) oftentimes originate from

I found the latest SMS shorthand on the bulletin board; it’s where all the cool kids share their new lingo!

by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025

Ouija Boarding

V. Derived from ghosting; refusing to communicate with someone until they contact you first.

"I wanted to see who actually cared about talking to me so I started Ouija Boarding everyone I know."

by Kikipowow November 13, 2025

Missouri Boat Ride

To be left without a paddle and subject to the current of the river.

"...enjoy the Missouri Boat Ride!". And with that, the cowboy shot the tether from a distance, and everyone on the raft panicked because they had no paddles.

by il miglior fabbro December 7, 2025

Fartcuterie Board

A rendition of a charcuterie board that only includes food that makes one cut off major fart gasses. Includes items such as broccoli, cauliflower, pickled eggs, bean dip, hummus etc.

I went over to Gregg's house and he was serving fartcuterie boards. Everyone was letting out major rippers!

by Banter-King December 31, 2025

Fartcuterie Board

A rendition of a charcuterie board that only includes food that makes one cut off major fart gasses. Includes items such as broccoli, cauliflower, pickled eggs, bean dip, hummus etc.

I went over to Gregg's house and he was serving mad fartcuterie boards. Everyone was letting out major rippers!

by Banter-King December 31, 2025

Show boater

Is a verb and it is typically when a male man has fallen victim to his ego taking control of his conscious mind witch ends up leading to a result of boasting about what hes got or what he is doing or what he is about to do he's explaing a story to his friends and he's just high strung big huncho king shit arrogant attitude of selfish delusional confidence showing off his fake white and gold Louis Vuitton belt that was discontinued about a decade ago but still copped a fake one off grailed that he thought was real and he thinks he's cool shit or thinks he's balling now so he goes to Becky's baby shower to show off his new 3rd party lealther belt and is the center of attention acting asif he's the coolest and his outfit is the most balling at the party and ends up getting stripped to his underwear and gets the shit beating the fuck outta him and barley makes it home the next morning

Reilly- why didn't you join in when we beat the brakes off samieul last night, kids a fucking joke

Greg - I was tryna get his sister to come back to my place for the weekend I'm home alone, after seen him being a fucking show boater I couldn't even fathom him anymore, was hurting my brain dude I took a fucking aspirin FFS

by XyloZeem January 21, 2026