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moo-cow eyes

A word describing a male with a large head who also has large eyes that extend from his face, looking like a cow.
The Needhams have moo-cow eyes.
by chris January 20, 2005
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Brown Eye Witness

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.
Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.
by Jared March 24, 2004
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Mad Eye Moody

A physical ailment, usually exhibited by the overly tired or the extremely drunk, wherein one eye of the sufferer seems to wander aimlessly while the other eye remains fixed on the target of interest.

This unfortunate condition is typically environmentally induced and should not to be confused with the naturally occurring 'lazy eye' attributed to weak eye muscles.

The term refers to the Harry Potter character named Mad Eye Moody who possessed one magical eye that could scan the surrounding for Death Eaters, including above and behind the wearers line-of-sight.
Noun-
"Your sister has a bad case of the 'Mad Eye Moody'. I can't tell if she's looking at me and it's freaking me out!"

Adjective-
"I could tell she was a novice drinker because she was all 'Mad Eye Moody' after one beer."

Adverb-
"After driving straight through from Indy to Orlando, I was more than tired....I was 'Mad Eye Moody' tired!"
by Blonde Stranger September 4, 2009
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There's a knife in my eye!

Usually a phrase said when people are being silent to make them laugh! Or, if you have a knife in your eye!
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There's a knife in my eye!..... So what did you do yesterday?
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by craig May 9, 2004
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The Catcher in her Eye

When you're getting a BJ, and you yell "Stop 'Holden' my Nutsack" and you then bust one in her eye. You then gently wipe off her face with an old copy of The Catcher in the Rye.
I never realized anything good came out of reading. But my old Catcher in the Rye book came in handy when I needed to clean her face after a quickie behind the White Castle. "The Catcher in her Eye" is now a favorite of ours.
by Moish Finkelmeister August 7, 2006
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keep a look eye

dude how are you going to find any thing if you dont keep a look eye
by jerkyboys April 12, 2010
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one eye texting

when your in the bed laying down using 1 eye and 1 handto text message
I was one eye texting this chick til like 2am
by chris suave January 20, 2010
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