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School -- waste of my life 

just like the first one, school was a waste of my life, too.
i learned i was dumber than everyone, that people only hate who's different for no reason and that drugs make money just like prostitutes do - because nobody cares and if you're not a somebody already, then no one will ever care until college. Actually college was OK. But nobody cared, just the independence and chance to succeed was OK. But I failed. So it was a waste of my life.
A-Why don't you go to school there, boy? Make something of yourself.
B-Great idea! Thaaanks.
A-I'm kidding, you fag. Suck my dick for cash instead.
B-Asshole, and you call yourself government. School -- waste of my life.
(Based on a true story)
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crusty waste of space 

This word is used to describe someone who is usually very unsanitary, has poor hygiene and does not do anything except eat and play fortnite.
When Jimmy Noonan walks in the room:
Ah a crusty waste of space.

solid waste 

body waste - waste matter (as urine or sweat but especially feces) discharged from the body
You should always properly dispose of any solid waste that your company makes so you don't get charged with illegal dumping.
solid waste by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019

Zero Waste 

The conservation of all resources by means of responsible production, consumption, reuse and recovery of all products, packaging, and materials, without burning them, and without discharges to land, water or air that threaten the environment or human health.
I can achieve a zero waste lifestyle by refilling my hand sanitizer and shampoo bottles at the Eco Now store in Orange County, California.
Zero Waste by Pauley10 October 19, 2020

W.O.F. (Waste Of Fuck) 

An individual who is so worthless/incompetent/lazy that it would've been more productive for offspring's parents to not have even had sex in the first place. (IE genetic material used to concieve this person was wasted)
After years of trying to convince himself that he was not a W.O.F., Tim finally gave in and shot himself.
A waste is the writer of the old top definition:

"A waste, or a TOTAL waste, is what the majority of todays young people (under 30) are, with very, very, few exceptions.
So many of todays kids are just worthless, just a bunch of idiots, a waste, of (money, time, education etc.)"
"Did you know shomesomethin is A waste of capacity on earth"
"WOah dude look at that flying squid"
A waste by PepiOnLine November 8, 2020