After completing the intense game of Navy Seals, you must keep your dicks out and hit them on the side of a table at 30 bpm for as long as you can stand it. Last one to stop is the winner.
by Dickcheezeasssqueeze October 31, 2016
Is a girl or a group of girls that go to a night clubs mainly in Vegas and try to join tables of people they don't know mostly men and drink all the free booze. Once the bottles are empty like monkeys they bounce to next table without hooking up with any male(s) at the table. Can also be known as a bottle rat. This helps boost night clubs bottom line as bottle service helps with night clubs bottom line and increase profits with more bottle orders etc.
Man bro all these table monkeys everywhere. If she isn't putting out and only trying to drink don't let her past the rope. Lets wait till we want to leave and let monkeys in.
by Nikeman09 July 29, 2014
Person: walking to the couch
Table leg:reaches out and stabs persons toes
Person:ooooo look a huge chunk out of my toe is missing again due to the stupid table leg.
Table leg:reaches out and stabs persons toes
Person:ooooo look a huge chunk out of my toe is missing again due to the stupid table leg.
by The real holy cow February 04, 2020
by Jreality7 February 09, 2012
BOB: hey did u see my pool table
Beck: yea sorry it was full with cum
bob : yea next time ima use the pool table
Beck: yea sorry it was full with cum
bob : yea next time ima use the pool table
by mizael14 May 15, 2008
A transparent glass table mainly used in the sexual practice of the glass bottom boat, wherein one partner gets under the table and lies on his back to look up through the glass, while the other partner squats over the table and the face of his/her companion and shits onto the glass table, and the first partner gets a bird's eye view of all the activity around the brown eye.
by chrisjt86 October 06, 2008
by PoodleJuice June 23, 2005