Table Pennis

After completing the intense game of Navy Seals, you must keep your dicks out and hit them on the side of a table at 30 bpm for as long as you can stand it. Last one to stop is the winner.
Keep it out! Now it's time for a friendly game of Table Pennis
by Dickcheezeasssqueeze October 31, 2016
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Table Monkey

Is a girl or a group of girls that go to a night clubs mainly in Vegas and try to join tables of people they don't know mostly men and drink all the free booze. Once the bottles are empty like monkeys they bounce to next table without hooking up with any male(s) at the table. Can also be known as a bottle rat. This helps boost night clubs bottom line as bottle service helps with night clubs bottom line and increase profits with more bottle orders etc.
Man bro all these table monkeys everywhere. If she isn't putting out and only trying to drink don't let her past the rope. Lets wait till we want to leave and let monkeys in.
by Nikeman09 July 29, 2014
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Table leg

Something that ALWAYS happens to stab your toes
Person: walking to the couch

Table leg:reaches out and stabs persons toes

Person:ooooo look a huge chunk out of my toe is missing again due to the stupid table leg.
by The real holy cow February 04, 2020
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Table One

When you get old. At parties you are seated at table one.
I feel so old, Im sitting at table one!
by Jreality7 February 09, 2012
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pool table

a table used for sex like off the movie american pie
BOB: hey did u see my pool table
Beck: yea sorry it was full with cum
bob : yea next time ima use the pool table
by mizael14 May 15, 2008
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shitting table

A transparent glass table mainly used in the sexual practice of the glass bottom boat, wherein one partner gets under the table and lies on his back to look up through the glass, while the other partner squats over the table and the face of his/her companion and shits onto the glass table, and the first partner gets a bird's eye view of all the activity around the brown eye.
Get under the shitting table, bitch! I have somethin' to show you! Hold your nose!
by chrisjt86 October 06, 2008
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snack table

having doggy style sex while snacking on food off the woman's back
I was watching tv and giving my girl the snack table yesterday.
by PoodleJuice June 23, 2005
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