Bitch Switch

When there are an even amount of males and females. You take turns with each girl. Switching every 15 minutes.
Guy #1: There are going to be the same number of bitches as dudes at Sophia's tonight.
Guy #2: So? Lets just bitch switch. So we both will get turns.
by 36Highst August 23, 2011
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switching lanes

When you go from cumming to then having to piss
I fucked this bitch then I went to the bathroom but had trouble switching lanes to take a piss.
by Dubs&Hoes November 19, 2013
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piss and switch

To demand to go to the bathroom first, claiming that you will be faster because all you have to do is urinate, but then while you are on the toilet, you start taking a crap.
Man, when my roommate got home from the bar, I really had to go to the bathroom, but he claimed he should go first because he only had to piss, but once he got on there, I could smell him, he pulled a piss and switch, and I was stuck waiting outside the bathroom for 15 minutes!
by God Of Bread Sticks January 14, 2010
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Russian Switch

The Russian Switch is a common trick used in Russian Literature and by Scott Baumgartner. While the etymology of this term is somewhat ambiguous and often misunderstood, it has most commonly been associated with the act of performing a meta-switch involving the major forces of nature acting upon the conquered world. The Russian Switch cannot be realized theoretically - it must be fully actualized in an active, not passive, manner.
"I pulled the Russian Switch."

"Dude, did you just pull the Russian Switch?"
by Kyle "Sinbad" Stone February 07, 2005
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the Hickory Switch

While engaged in "doggy-style" sex, a man withdraws his penis from the woman's vagina, grasps it by the base of the shaft and slaps it against the woman's butt cheek, mimicking the act of corporal punishment with a hickory switch.
Instead of impregnating his wife, Ronald instead chose to finish with the Hickory Switch and stained the comforter.
by subtlecannon May 11, 2011
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Bait and Switch

When a girl stops putting out after she's married. Girls will act as though they are sexually liberated and always up for it, then once the guy is locked in they turn into a frigid prude.
Guy - "my wife used to be up for all kinds of kinky shit all the time when we were dating. Then we got married and it all stopped; I haven't had a blow job in 2 years."

Friend - "looks like she pulled the old bait and switch on you bro. Bitches be doing that to get a ring on it"
by Fullcore December 29, 2013
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Bitch Switch

The word/phrase, action, or topic that makes a girl act like a bitch.
Kate really flipped Elayna's bitch switch when she brought up last year's Homecoming dance.
by Proud Boyfriend September 18, 2010
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