squat pisser

Military term used in reference to the female gender.

I'll be damned if I ever see a squat pisser earn a Ranger tab!

by DaPrinceADJr May 4, 2015

Gynie Squats

When a dog lays, belly down with their legs out and spread eagle, so their genitalia is squished on the floor.

“Look at my cute little pup over there, basking in the sun, legs out, doing the GYNIE SQUATS.”

by Johnny Evangelista September 28, 2022

squat brown

To defecate, shit, etc.

"I'll be right back. Gotta squat brown!"

by MK000044 September 15, 2006

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. A fully clothed man. All by himself. Also known as: Hobo-ken Squat Cobbler, Simple Simon the Ass-man, Dutch Apple Ass, or Full-moon pie. A variation is a Crybaby Squat Cobbler where the pie-sitter also cries.

"Squat Cobbler "videos are intended to titillate the senses and are considered fetish videos.

by Idling August 29, 2016

squat stink

An awkward odour, nasally present only when squatting down. Usually irradiating from the genital or ass area.

“What’s worse than bending over and realising you have squat stink? Bending over and realising someone else has squat stink.”

by Dangly Dicks March 28, 2022

wap squat

Female version of the "tea bag"

She really wap squatted her own father?

by anonymous April 18, 2021

broly squat

an extremely difficult squat with the knees spread apart and ass sticking out. The person must be naked

Have you seen Eric's broly squat? It's so gay.

by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th January 8, 2021