Smoo

A smooth patch where the genitals should be. The area need to be regually power sanded

Unidentifiable juices are secreted from this area when aroused

Hey, whats that noise?

Its just someone smooing their area

by Chandy Smooner January 2, 2011

smoochez

1. Closing to an aim session.

2. Aim 12 year old girl talk.

Both often used with a combination of o and 0
"Sm0ochez"

1. Girl1: LOLZ!1!! sLuT l0vE U PeAce
Girl2: hAhA bYEeEeEeE Sm0ochez (smoochez)

2. Girl1: LMAO! I l0vE U! Smo0cheZ! (smooches)

by bagels9000 July 12, 2006

Smoochiguise

When someone is a smoochiguise, they are basically a tool. They try to get booty from girls, but fail. They usually have stupid jokes and think that they are the coolest kid around. If you spot a smoochiguise, it's best that you simply beat them up.

Smoochiguise origninated from the combination of Smooch, and Guise, the I stands for the sound a mentally challenged person makes. It is generally a derogatory term.

"Ha, you stupid smoochiguise!"

"Kit is a smoochiguise!"

"Smoochiguise annoy me"

"That kid Tommy is such a freakin' smoochiguise! I hate him!"

"That kids a smoochiguise? Guess we'd better beat him up."

by 1337y June 11, 2006

smockron

A cross between a smock and an apron. Also known as a smapron.

If you want to wear something that performs the function of both a smock and an apron, you should wear a smockron.

by Darkened1 February 19, 2012

SMOC

Suck me off cunt

You can pretty much SMOC

by Neil Armstrong SMOC December 31, 2019

smock

smock is the combination of small and cock, smock

moonkid300 has a very small cock, in other words, he has a smock

by mr.potatochip2 March 7, 2022

Gooch Cooch Smooch

The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.

Jim: My girl squirted everywhere last night when I gave her the Gooch Cooch Smooch.

by cayorne June 16, 2018