4 definitions by mr.potatochip2
i was sitting down minding my own business when mum told me to do some work for an hour, naturally, i made a George face
by mr.potatochip2 February 9, 2022
by mr.potatochip2 March 7, 2022
the act of aggressively shitting your pants after taco bell has a buy one get one free deal on their spicy chicken fajita, side effects of agroshiting may include, lightheadedness, fainting, accidentally shitting your lungs out, or your soul ascending to the next stage of existence, can be fatal. agroshiting can cause mass destruction to any surrounding areas, converting areas of up to a 30-mile radius to wastelands.
guy1: did you hear James agroshited at church the other day
guy2: oh no is he ok?
guy1: according to officials the entire city collapsed
guy2: oh no is he ok?
guy1: according to officials the entire city collapsed
by mr.potatochip2 March 7, 2022
Ohio is an anomaly. A sort of state of existence in which anything and everything will and won’t happen simultaneously or not. Ohio isn’t real, but a myth lost to time. Any entity that speaks of this “Ohio” is most likely a glitch or anomaly. or an escaped spirit that was once banned to the dark realm of Ohio. No one truly know the origin of Ohio it simply always existed and always will. If you would be to attempt to breach Ohio, one of two things will happen. You will simply find yourself voided into unknown emptiness, infinitely far from anything or anyone. Or you will find yourself in a singular position where reality and everything in the universe’s collapses into itself forming a new universe in which ohios curse can chain billions of mortal entity’s to its infinite existence
Man1 never going to ohio again
Man2 what’s Ohio?
Woman1 that’s ridiculous I’m going to Ohio now
Man1 WAIT NO
ENTITY 6//98 H̶͍̐̅̊̓E ̧͓̼̗̠͈̫͉͖̆͛̑͊͑̆̆͜m̶̧̡̤̩̩͈͚̤̱̬̝͊̐̑̉̾͗͐̍̋͊̽̀͝͝-̶̹̮́̎͒͌/̴̨̡͓̼̳̜͓͇̩̥̪͙̹̪̇̐͜- ̘̳͕̲͚̥̮͈͖̩̖̳͑͂ͅa ̨̧͕̥̳̦̤̈́̾̉̉͊̌̎̇̌͒̋u̵̬͕͖͒̏̈́̇̀́̕͝s̶̭͍͇̞͈̾̈́̏̀͛̀̅͑̃̽͌̕͝t ̨̫̗͙̯̜̞̩̳̪̼̹̼̀̄̾́͌̊̑̕͝ ̴̛̣͙̿̔̉̀͗̿̑̀͂̕͝F̶̡̝̺̘̝́̒͆̑͐̌̏̃͐̓̆͛̚̕͜͝3 ̨͕͈̝̰͎̰̫͇̲̮̟̆̽͂̋̌̔̀̒̈́̍̚3 ̟̣̞̘͚͕͎͔̰̜̉̾͋̈́̇/ ̖̲̉/̵̯̪̐̃̃͒̽̉̃̂̋͘͠/ ̧̪̘̜͕̗͙̹͑́̽̐͂̋̾͗̌̀̋̚͝ͅd̴͈͇̺̩̖͖̹̤͓̯̘͆̿̕͜͝ ͕̜̗̮̹̺̪̿ͅo̵̰̩̦̺͐̈̑͊̏̿̿́̈͆̊̕͝͝ņ̴̹̠̝̦̖̱͎̭̟̞̺̀͛̂͒̿͊̉̇̀̏͊̋̚͝ ̧͇͕̬͇̠̻̤̪̮̮͍̈̾͑͌̔́̈́̃͊̾̉͂̓̕͝ẏ̶̡̳̬͇̳̮̱̓̒̈́̃̌́ǫ̴̨̱̩̯̜̲̼̀͌̃́̄̄̆̉̓̆̒-̴̛͖̺̞̜͚̬̠̠͎̘͇͕̍̍̃̽̽̉̃̚r̴̬͛̿͗̆̿̾̓̓̚̚͠ ̵͖̪̲͍͐̈́b ̼͓̫̗̜̗̞̫̭͇̻͎̝̂̃͗̅̒̍̚̕l ̢̩̂o ̛͙̲̭̌̅̌̾̈́̒̈́͆̿͘0 ̨̡̨̢̛͚̻̥̦͖̤̲͓͖͍̈́̑̔̍̏͛̅̆̃̂̋̒͝0̴̢̰͕̫̫̟̓͑̎͝d̴̡̙͓͇̜̳̻̓̃̇̽̀̾̂͝
Man2 what’s Ohio?
Woman1 that’s ridiculous I’m going to Ohio now
Man1 WAIT NO
ENTITY 6//98 H̶͍̐̅̊̓E ̧͓̼̗̠͈̫͉͖̆͛̑͊͑̆̆͜m̶̧̡̤̩̩͈͚̤̱̬̝͊̐̑̉̾͗͐̍̋͊̽̀͝͝-̶̹̮́̎͒͌/̴̨̡͓̼̳̜͓͇̩̥̪͙̹̪̇̐͜- ̘̳͕̲͚̥̮͈͖̩̖̳͑͂ͅa ̨̧͕̥̳̦̤̈́̾̉̉͊̌̎̇̌͒̋u̵̬͕͖͒̏̈́̇̀́̕͝s̶̭͍͇̞͈̾̈́̏̀͛̀̅͑̃̽͌̕͝t ̨̫̗͙̯̜̞̩̳̪̼̹̼̀̄̾́͌̊̑̕͝ ̴̛̣͙̿̔̉̀͗̿̑̀͂̕͝F̶̡̝̺̘̝́̒͆̑͐̌̏̃͐̓̆͛̚̕͜͝3 ̨͕͈̝̰͎̰̫͇̲̮̟̆̽͂̋̌̔̀̒̈́̍̚3 ̟̣̞̘͚͕͎͔̰̜̉̾͋̈́̇/ ̖̲̉/̵̯̪̐̃̃͒̽̉̃̂̋͘͠/ ̧̪̘̜͕̗͙̹͑́̽̐͂̋̾͗̌̀̋̚͝ͅd̴͈͇̺̩̖͖̹̤͓̯̘͆̿̕͜͝ ͕̜̗̮̹̺̪̿ͅo̵̰̩̦̺͐̈̑͊̏̿̿́̈͆̊̕͝͝ņ̴̹̠̝̦̖̱͎̭̟̞̺̀͛̂͒̿͊̉̇̀̏͊̋̚͝ ̧͇͕̬͇̠̻̤̪̮̮͍̈̾͑͌̔́̈́̃͊̾̉͂̓̕͝ẏ̶̡̳̬͇̳̮̱̓̒̈́̃̌́ǫ̴̨̱̩̯̜̲̼̀͌̃́̄̄̆̉̓̆̒-̴̛͖̺̞̜͚̬̠̠͎̘͇͕̍̍̃̽̽̉̃̚r̴̬͛̿͗̆̿̾̓̓̚̚͠ ̵͖̪̲͍͐̈́b ̼͓̫̗̜̗̞̫̭͇̻͎̝̂̃͗̅̒̍̚̕l ̢̩̂o ̛͙̲̭̌̅̌̾̈́̒̈́͆̿͘0 ̨̡̨̢̛͚̻̥̦͖̤̲͓͖͍̈́̑̔̍̏͛̅̆̃̂̋̒͝0̴̢̰͕̫̫̟̓͑̎͝d̴̡̙͓͇̜̳̻̓̃̇̽̀̾̂͝
by mr.potatochip2 November 4, 2022