Shlomp

A thin useless waste of space.

You are a shlomp.

by Pyroethical July 23, 2018

scoompmagoomp

scoompmagoomp means to fuck off

can you like just scoompmagoomp?🤨

by scoompmagoomp October 17, 2018

Scoom

To go really really quick

Dave: Dam did u see him
Bill: yeah he was SCOOM

by Prick head November 6, 2018

ShoeMocker

A ShoeMocker is when you put a pair of shoes on your hands, preferably Timberland boots for extra DPS, and continously punch and\or slap the shit out of somebody. You effectively stomp a motherfucker out while standing.

1. If dude keep eyeballing me, imma shoemocker his ass.
2. If buddy ass get smart one more time, he getting his ass shoemockered. Thats real talk.

by BrokeBak January 6, 2019

Shmomming

Shopping and momming. all things mom related plus shopping. All while looking good while doing it.

I went to the post office, bank, returned a gift, picked up my daughter, grabbed groceries. I’ve been shmomming all day.

by KFunkalicious January 11, 2019

Shlom

A code word for a mans sad depressing genitalia

My shlom is smaller than yours

by MEXICANSAWNUGGET May 9, 2019

Shlomped

Means very very very tired, This word is the superlative of the word “Schlumped.”

It was first used when someone had to explain just how tired they were, and schlumped didn’t do it justice.

The person at large also didn’t use “Schlumped” because he thought it sounded like someone was shitting and cumming at the same time.

Guy 1: “How was the sex last night dude!
Guy 2: “It was great, riveting if you will, but now i’m really Shlomped.”
Guy 1: “Wow! That must mean you’re very tired!”

by MScarn111 July 2, 2019