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Ripped'er Scale

A scale used to measure the power of a fart.
That foot-long dog with baked beans on it caused my boy to let one loose that measured a 4.5 on the Ripped'er Scale.
by JJ Sr. October 16, 2009
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ripped my chain

To rip one's chain is to either steal an idea or generally give someone the bum end of a deal. It commonly happens on the streets in rough neighborhoods.
(girl): Come on give me more money! You only gave me 40 dollars and I need more!

(big dude): Bitch you already RIPPED MY CHAIN! *dumps Jack In The Box milkshake on girl*
by jameskisau December 18, 2011
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time ripper

Something that takes up a lot of your time that you did not intend to spend on that activity. An engrossing activity, especially on the Internet.
by Lude February 11, 2005
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bologna rippers

extra front teeth, usually sharp and unattractive, often interfering with one's smile
Did you see the bologna rippers on that guy?

That girl would be pretty minus the bologna rippers.
by Lorrie R. January 2, 2009
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Brown Ripper

A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.

Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.

I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.

I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
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Riphead

An individual who smokes large quantities of marijuana and is generally stupid because of it.
"Man, torres become such a riphead."
"Yeah. He used to be so smart. Now he's just annoying."
by L A-C February 14, 2008
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rippin E's

Doing E-brake (hand brake) slides in a front wheel drive car
we were just drivin in that snowy parking lot, rippin E's and shit
by J Z March 13, 2008
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