dry puss

The term given to a condition preventing someone from having fun or being enthusiastic.
He's not going out tonight--must have a serious case of dry puss.
by Chadstick January 03, 2008
Get the dry puss mug.

loose puss

Women who had sex with many men, an easy woman with a loose vagina after having sex with many men.

Slut.

The opposite of virgin, tight, fresh, or innocent
Candy is such as loose puss, she screwed the whole football team last week

Jenny has a loose puss, she just screwed too many guys last year

I feel sorry for John , his wife was such as loose puss in college
by Sa00 July 19, 2010
Get the loose puss mug.

beagle puss

Those snazzy glasses that come with bushy eyebrows, a nose, and a mustache. Based on the look of Groucho Marx.
Bobby: Wow that beagle puss is a great disguise. I didn't even recognize you!

Bill: Really?!

Bobby: No.
by y-ye-yea-yeah April 03, 2011
Get the beagle puss mug.

Puss Smack

~Noun

1. Idiot, fool, imbecile.
2. Used in the same stride as 'bitch,' 'asshole,' 'dumbass,' 'dumbfuck,' 'motherfucker,' 'fucktard,' 'clam licker,' 'turd burglar,' 'cock wrangler,' 'cunt muncher,' 'ass reamer,' 'faggot,' 'bull dyke,' 'retard,' 'flamer,' 'extra-chromosome motherfucker,' 'man pounder,' and 'tweezer cock.' In fact, this term can be used to describe all of these things, at once.
3. An ignorant, stupid person.
4. In sexual intercourse, the sound made when the flabs of flesh at the nether-regions of sexual partners collide.
5. Worthless, obsolete, irrelevant, useless, trash. Used to describe a person's worth.
6. A person who's existence is unacknowledged by his/her peers.
7. A person who has contributed nothing to the world since his/her conception, and should cease to exist.
8. A person whose opinion is worthless and has no relevance to the current discussion.
9. A person with bowel movements/activities similar to that of an octogenerian.
10. All of the previous definitions combined.
1. Mr. Ellegood is a puss smack (Refer to definition #10) for stealing other peoples' words.

2. That puss smack (Refer to definiton #4)was exceptionally loud and juicy.
by D.A. May 16, 2006
Get the Puss Smack mug.

snaggle puss

a snaggle puss is a lopsided pussy
and example is beth haily has a snaggle puss
by brian healey November 05, 2007
Get the snaggle puss mug.

puss orchid

a member of a society that has gone through a very thorough selection process and initiation tasks that have deemed the candidate elite among the other members of society. They are of great significance. The original puss orchid is simply born into the elite position and is then responsible for seeking other puss orchids among the society surrounding them. Puss Orchids tend to gather as a group of elitists and are then in charge of selecting and initiating future members as a group.
Ex: Jennifer Aniston is one of the best actresses, she is definitely a puss orchid.
by ewdarnell October 26, 2010
Get the puss orchid mug.

#puss hole

pyuss
by pyuzs April 25, 2018
Get the #puss hole mug.